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[Peter] I fully acknowledge how dumb this all sounds
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American Vandal

I fully acknowledgehow dumb this all sounds, but is it just stupid enoughto make sense?

[Peter] I fully acknowledge
how dumb this all sounds, but is it just stupid enough
to make sense?

Full Transcript

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[Peter] I fully acknowledge how dumb this all sounds,
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but is it just stupid enough to make sense?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:27
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E01 Track me, you'll be able to see that I was here, - American Vandal 00:09
Track me, you'll be able to see that I was here,
S01 • E08 Since Christa was captain of the varsity soccer team, - American Vandal 00:07
Since Christa was captain of the varsity soccer team,
S01 • E03 He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire. - American Vandal 00:06
He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire.
S01 • E04 I'm not trying to say anything, but... it's just that - American Vandal 00:10
I'm not trying to say anything, but... it's just t...
S01 • E08 Christa and Rafferty did meet in the fall, when she tried out for the football team. - American Vandal 00:06
Christa and Rafferty did meet in the fall, when she tried ou...
S01 • E02 If Dylan made that 2:21 call, that means he would've - American Vandal 00:12
If Dylan made that 2:21 call, that means he would've
S01 • E01 Even when the police get involved, - American Vandal 00:09
Even when the police get involved,
S01 • E04 You know, the Sharpie dick, the ass tattoo. - American Vandal 00:06
You know, the Sharpie dick, the ass tattoo.
S01 • E08 [all cheering] - American Vandal 00:09
[all cheering]
S01 • E04 -That's what this text is about. -Right, but does that really fit your MO? - American Vandal 00:06
-That's what this text is about. -Right, but does that ...
S01 • E08 Did Rafferty do it to spite her for the protest? - American Vandal 00:05
Did Rafferty do it to spite her for the protest?
S01 • E01 Ruff was here. Yo, Ruff, tell them. - American Vandal 00:05
Ruff was here. Yo, Ruff, tell them.
S01 • E05 All of the lines, the shaft, the balls, they're clean. - American Vandal 00:05
All of the lines, the shaft, the balls, they're clean.
S01 • E02 From my calculations, - American Vandal 00:06
From my calculations,
S01 • E03 It makes logical sense, if you have a vendetta - American Vandal 00:10
It makes logical sense, if you have a vendetta
S01 • E08 The full video shows him walking up to Christa as she lies on the ground. - American Vandal 00:06
The full video shows him walking up to Christa as she lies o...
S01 • E02 If that voicemail exists, - American Vandal 00:07
If that voicemail exists,
S01 • E01 -He knows I'm innocent. Listen to him. -[Ruff whimpering] - American Vandal 00:05
-He knows I'm innocent. Listen to him. -[Ruff whimperin...
S01 • E01 Yeah. That's him saying, "Don't do this to Dylan." - American Vandal 00:09
Yeah. That's him saying, "Don't do this to Dy...
S01 • E04 -I'm just trying to find the truth. -The truth is I was at Lucas' house. - American Vandal 00:06
-I'm just trying to find the truth. -The truth is I was...