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[Peter] I have to admit, it's a lot for me to process
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American Vandal

I have to admit,it's a lot for me to process

[Peter] I have to admit,
it's a lot for me to process

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[Peter] I have to admit, it's a lot for me to process.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:06
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 [Shapiro] You know as well as I do - American Vandal 00:10
[Shapiro] You know as well as I do
S01 • E05 No one ever listened to me when I hosted the Morning Show , - American Vandal 00:06
No one ever listened to me when I hosted the Morning Show ,
S01 • E01 Twenty-seven dicks were spray-painted onto 27 cars in the staff parking lot - American Vandal 00:09
Twenty-seven dicks were spray-painted onto 27 cars in the st...
S01 • E07 Him, I mean. I would bone-- Yeah. Um... - American Vandal 00:06
Him, I mean. I would bone-- Yeah. Um...
S01 • E02 So, Alex Trimboli claims to have had 11 beers at Nana's party. - American Vandal 00:06
So, Alex Trimboli claims to have had 11 beers at Nana's...
S01 • E04 [Peter] Did Ms. Shapiro really accuse Dylan of slashing her tire with a nail? - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] Did Ms. Shapiro really accuse Dylan of slashing her ...
S01 • E06 And three, Mr. Rafferty, the PE teacher and football coach. - American Vandal 00:06
And three, Mr. Rafferty, the PE teacher and football coach.
S01 • E03 Another day another dick - American Vandal 00:03
Another day another dick
S01 • E04 Are you telling me that Dylan, before spray-painting 27 dicks, - American Vandal 00:10
Are you telling me that Dylan, before spray-painting 27 dick...
S01 • E02 -Wouldn't you be unconscious after that? -Dude, I was wasted. - American Vandal 00:05
-Wouldn't you be unconscious after that? -Dude, I was w...
S01 • E06 So, now we have to work backwards, - American Vandal 00:07
So, now we have to work backwards,
S01 • E05 [man 2] You say soft. I think Peter went a little too far. - American Vandal 00:05
[man 2] You say soft. I think Peter went a little too far.
S01 • E07 [knock on door] - American Vandal 00:05
[knock on door]
S01 • E08 [Peter] Understandably, it took some explaining - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Understandably, it took some explaining
S01 • E02 -It was crazy, man. I had 11 beers. -[Peter] Was that the most drunk - American Vandal 00:08
-It was crazy, man. I had 11 beers. -[Peter] Was that the mo...
S01 • E03 [Peter] I do believe there are legitimate arguments - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] I do believe there are legitimate arguments
S01 • E05 If I were Sam, I'd have reacted the same way. You're his best friend. - American Vandal 00:05
If I were Sam, I'd have reacted the same way. You'...
S01 • E08 And while he wouldn't let me turn my camera back on, - American Vandal 00:10
And while he wouldn't let me turn my camera back on,
S01 • E04 Okay, okay, no, it doesn't, but do we go back to the school board? - American Vandal 00:06
Okay, okay, no, it doesn't, but do we go back to the sc...
S01 • E05 I think-- I don't think that it is that farfetched that-- - American Vandal 00:09
I think-- I don't think that it is that farfetched that...