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[Peter] Shapiro did give Dylan 19 detentions this year
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American Vandal

Shapiro did give Dylan19 detentions this year

[Peter] Shapiro did give Dylan
19 detentions this year

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[Peter] Shapiro did give Dylan 19 detentions this year.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:43
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 I don't think he was gonna graduate. Who gives a shit about Dylan Maxwell? - American Vandal 00:06
I don't think he was gonna graduate. Who gives a shit a...
S01 • E01 [Peter] But you guys have to admit that the fact that her tires were slashed, - American Vandal 00:11
[Peter] But you guys have to admit that the fact that her ti...
S01 • E06 Oh, my mistake. Nun Tree Humping. Okay. Do you wanna tell me what that was? - American Vandal 00:05
Oh, my mistake. Nun Tree Humping. Okay. Do you wanna tell ...
S01 • E05 Fingerprints? We don't have-- - American Vandal 00:14
Fingerprints? We don't have--
S01 • E04 If you wanna redo mine, you have-- - American Vandal 00:09
If you wanna redo mine, you have--
S01 • E07 It's so easy for you to sit there behind that stupid camera - American Vandal 00:09
It's so easy for you to sit there behind that stupid ca...
S01 • E02 But I went to Mac's house, I swear. - American Vandal 00:05
But I went to Mac's house, I swear.
S01 • E06 Um, yeah. It's kind of like, we just dress up as nuns, - American Vandal 00:09
Um, yeah. It's kind of like, we just dress up as nuns,
S01 • E08 [boy 3] Dylan Maxwell is the stupidest kid I've ever met. - American Vandal 00:05
[boy 3] Dylan Maxwell is the stupidest kid I've ever m...
S01 • E03 But she said that Ms. Shapiro coerced her into saying that Nick Ynez cheated off her - American Vandal 00:11
But she said that Ms. Shapiro coerced her into saying that N...
S01 • E01 I swear to God. If it was, I would admit it, - American Vandal 00:06
I swear to God. If it was, I would admit it,
S01 • E07 And look, I am sorry if we ignored you before, - American Vandal 00:10
And look, I am sorry if we ignored you before,
S01 • E06 [Hixenbaugh] Another one I saw was called, um, Baby Farting. - American Vandal 00:06
[Hixenbaugh] Another one I saw was called, um, Baby Farting...
S01 • E03 [Peter] That's where you lose me, 'cause that just doesn't sound - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] That's where you lose me, 'cause that just...
S01 • E04 -Do your part. -So, you're fine I tell the school - American Vandal 00:08
-Do your part. -So, you're fine I tell the school
S01 • E05 The only thing I took home that night was... I took Gabi home. - American Vandal 00:05
The only thing I took home that night was... I took Gabi hom...
S01 • E06 Uh, would you like to tell the members of the school board what Baby Farting was? - American Vandal 00:06
Uh, would you like to tell the members of the school board w...
S01 • E01 Here's the thing. How could I have vandalized her car - American Vandal 00:07
Here's the thing. How could I have vandalized her car
S01 • E04 Or how about I tell everyone - American Vandal 00:06
Or how about I tell everyone
S01 • E07 And now everyone's secrets are out, throughout the entire school, - American Vandal 00:07
And now everyone's secrets are out, throughout the enti...