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[Sam] He's telling the truth about where he got the can
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American Vandal

He's telling the truthabout where he got the can, but doesn't mean he didn't takethe can...

[Sam] He's telling the truth
about where he got the can, but doesn't mean he didn't take
the can home and draw the dicks

Full Transcript

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[Sam] He's telling the truth about where he got the can,
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but doesn't mean he didn't take the can home and draw the dicks.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:17
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 Bud, if it'd make a case against me, then I'm fine with you doing that. - American Vandal 00:05
Bud, if it'd make a case against me, then I'm fine...
S01 • E07 You know what? When this is all over, so are you, okay? - American Vandal 00:05
You know what? When this is all over, so are you, okay?
S01 • E02 It said, "Home bored." - American Vandal 00:06
It said, "Home bored."
S01 • E06 Find, you know, a baby, toddler, - American Vandal 00:10
Find, you know, a baby, toddler,
S01 • E02 [Peter] Three days earlier at Nana's party, Mackenzie dumped Dylan. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] Three days earlier at Nana's party, Mackenzie ...
S01 • E02 Then on the night of the 15th, Dylan and Mac got back together. - American Vandal 00:06
Then on the night of the 15th, Dylan and Mac got back togeth...
S01 • E01 For all I know, she could have a beige fucking motorcycle. - American Vandal 00:05
For all I know, she could have a beige fucking motorcycle.
S01 • E07 [Mackenzie] Dude, you can't post this. It's gonna fuck up my plans for college. - American Vandal 00:05
[Mackenzie] Dude, you can't post this. It's gonna ...
S01 • E02 But because they weren't talking during that three-day period, - American Vandal 00:08
But because they weren't talking during that three-day ...
S01 • E03 [distorted] Well... apparently, a paper that I turned in - American Vandal 00:08
[distorted] Well... apparently, a paper that I turned in
S01 • E05 He asked me to prom, and then we went home to my house, - American Vandal 00:07
He asked me to prom, and then we went home to my house,
S01 • E02 -That impression was incredible, dude. -I know, right? - American Vandal 00:06
-That impression was incredible, dude. -I know, right?
S01 • E01 [Mackenzie] School's talking about Dylan like he's some criminal mastermind. Okay. - American Vandal 00:05
[Mackenzie] School's talking about Dylan like he's...
S01 • E03 She thought he cheated off of me, but... I don't know if he did or not. - American Vandal 00:06
She thought he cheated off of me, but... I don't know i...
S01 • E05 So, if Brandon didn't leave the party with the can, who did? - American Vandal 00:06
So, if Brandon didn't leave the party with the can, who...
S01 • E04 [Peter] This is the difficult thing about making a documentary - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] This is the difficult thing about making a document...
S01 • E03 I didn't see him do anything, - American Vandal 00:07
I didn't see him do anything,
S01 • E02 So, you thought that that was her asking for you to come over? - American Vandal 00:07
So, you thought that that was her asking for you to come ove...
S01 • E05 [Peter] Pretty much what I did is I took all the footage - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Pretty much what I did is I took all the footage
S01 • E04 Sam was probably right to be angry at me - American Vandal 00:06
Sam was probably right to be angry at me