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[Sam] Okay. - As far as I'm concerned
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American Vandal

Okay.- As far as I'm concerned, it is an absolutely suspendable offense,Sam, for you to...

[Sam] Okay.
- As far as I'm concerned, it is an absolutely suspendable offense,
Sam, for you to have been in the parking lot

Full Transcript

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-[Sam] Okay. - As far as I'm concerned,
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it is an absolutely suspendable offense, Sam,
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for you to have been in the parking lot.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:48
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 I mean, he was... He was gluing pennies on the floor. - American Vandal 00:06
I mean, he was... He was gluing pennies on the floor.
S01 • E05 Kind of wish I hadn't, heh, said some of the stuff that I said. - American Vandal 00:06
Kind of wish I hadn't, heh, said some of the stuff that...
S01 • E07 I mean... No, he's about as cool as it gets. - American Vandal 00:06
I mean... No, he's about as cool as it gets.
S01 • E02 [Peter] Alex Trimboli, the school board's only witness. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Alex Trimboli, the school board's only witness...
S01 • E05 You know, I'm not gonna say one of my students is unbelievably hot... - American Vandal 00:07
You know, I'm not gonna say one of my students is unbel...
S01 • E03 [Randy] He'd draw dicks all over the whiteboard. It was funny the first time. - American Vandal 00:06
[Randy] He'd draw dicks all over the whiteboard. It wa...
S01 • E07 I'm not part of the football crowd, so, uh, I don't really have an opinion. - American Vandal 00:06
I'm not part of the football crowd, so, uh, I don'...
S01 • E06 After a thorough look at all the dicks, we were able to narrow it down - American Vandal 00:08
After a thorough look at all the dicks, we were able to narr...
S01 • E02 Or is Alex Trimboli exactly what Dylan Maxwell claims him to be? - American Vandal 00:06
Or is Alex Trimboli exactly what Dylan Maxwell claims him to...
S01 • E08 [Peter] He's not the one who's playing the video game, - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] He's not the one who's playing the video g...
S01 • E05 Man, that's like-- I really wish I hadn't said a lot of that stuff. - American Vandal 00:05
Man, that's like-- I really wish I hadn't said a l...
S01 • E04 You know, it was all Peter's idea, and, you know... - American Vandal 00:05
You know, it was all Peter's idea, and, you know...
S01 • E06 Maeda, Rafferty, and Vice Principal Keene. - American Vandal 00:06
Maeda, Rafferty, and Vice Principal Keene.
S01 • E08 Yeah, you can see him very clearly in the background. Here, I'll show you. - American Vandal 00:05
Yeah, you can see him very clearly in the background. Here, ...
S01 • E02 We brought Gabi along, because she's a senior - American Vandal 00:08
We brought Gabi along, because she's a senior
S01 • E05 [Peter] I have to admit, it's a lot for me to process. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] I have to admit, it's a lot for me to process.
S01 • E04 Next time I'll put my foot down, and I'll say, "No, Peter." - American Vandal 00:07
Next time I'll put my foot down, and I'll say, &qu...
S01 • E03 [Shapiro] You know as well as I do - American Vandal 00:10
[Shapiro] You know as well as I do
S01 • E05 No one ever listened to me when I hosted the Morning Show , - American Vandal 00:06
No one ever listened to me when I hosted the Morning Show ,
S01 • E07 Him, I mean. I would bone-- Yeah. Um... - American Vandal 00:06
Him, I mean. I would bone-- Yeah. Um...