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[Sam] Why are we even doing this? Why go back?
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American Vandal

Why are we even doing this?Why go back?

[Sam] Why are we even doing this?
Why go back?

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[Sam] Why are we even doing this? Why go back?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
10
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:31
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E05 Note the red cap and the black label with the blue trim. - American Vandal 00:06
Note the red cap and the black label with the blue trim.
S01 • E06 I don't think they fully understood how much the suspension - American Vandal 00:06
I don't think they fully understood how much the suspen...
S01 • E02 So, WayBack Boys, this is Dumb Old Man Prank. - American Vandal 00:06
So, WayBack Boys, this is Dumb Old Man Prank.
S01 • E05 I, uh... I saw all the spray-painted cars, and so, I went looking around - American Vandal 00:09
I, uh... I saw all the spray-painted cars, and so, I went lo...
S01 • E03 You know, learn something from me, and look at me, but not the whole time. - American Vandal 00:06
You know, learn something from me, and look at me, but not t...
S01 • E03 Don't just stare at me for an hour of your-- - American Vandal 00:11
Don't just stare at me for an hour of your--
S01 • E06 I needed to be at school, - American Vandal 00:06
I needed to be at school,
S01 • E01 No, there's not a single hairless nutsack on those whiteboards. - American Vandal 00:05
No, there's not a single hairless nutsack on those whit...
S01 • E04 Here comes the surprise, baby. - American Vandal 00:05
Here comes the surprise, baby.
S01 • E02 [Peter] They talk about the Janson prank like it's a work of art. It's not. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] They talk about the Janson prank like it's a w...
S01 • E05 [Peter] This brand, Crimpton, was discontinued in 1996. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] This brand, Crimpton, was discontinued in 1996.
S01 • E06 Instead, I was at Dylan's house, watching him spend another day alone. - American Vandal 00:08
Instead, I was at Dylan's house, watching him spend ano...
S01 • E04 [Gabi shrieks, Brandon laughing] - American Vandal 00:05
[Gabi shrieks, Brandon laughing]
S01 • E02 But it's also the only solid, tangible evidence - American Vandal 00:12
But it's also the only solid, tangible evidence
S01 • E05 Twenty years later, it's nearly impossible to find. - American Vandal 00:05
Twenty years later, it's nearly impossible to find.
S01 • E03 It's just-- Look away for a minute. Look at your phone. Tweet something. - American Vandal 00:06
It's just-- Look away for a minute. Look at your phone....
S01 • E06 It's pretty sick when they, like, skip a period to come chill, or whatever. - American Vandal 00:06
It's pretty sick when they, like, skip a period to come...
S01 • E01 Maybe, you know, he didn't have enough time - American Vandal 00:06
Maybe, you know, he didn't have enough time
S01 • E05 So, I think it's safe to say, the can that was used to draw the dicks - American Vandal 00:07
So, I think it's safe to say, the can that was used to ...
S01 • E03 This is my, uh, "man cave rules." - American Vandal 00:07
This is my, uh, "man cave rules."