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American Vandal

So, could the vandalismbe the perfect crime that marries his two biggest passions,movies...

So, could the vandalism
be the perfect crime that marries his two biggest passions,
movies and wieners?

Full Transcript

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So, could the vandalism be the perfect crime
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that marries his two biggest passions, movies and wieners?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:47
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 I mean, my life is basically over now, because he lied. - American Vandal 00:07
I mean, my life is basically over now, because he lied.
S01 • E08 [Peter] Dylan later clarified that he sat down once or twice - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Dylan later clarified that he sat down once or twic...
S01 • E06 So, um, in order for me to find the true vandal, - American Vandal 00:09
So, um, in order for me to find the true vandal,
S01 • E07 No. Dude, she tells me fucking everything. She tells me shit - American Vandal 00:08
No. Dude, she tells me fucking everything. She tells me shit
S01 • E01 [Peter] Dylan's weak alibi and media server access - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Dylan's weak alibi and media server access
S01 • E04 On March 15th, maybe he drew a bunch of boners, - American Vandal 00:13
On March 15th, maybe he drew a bunch of boners,
S01 • E08 He knew everyone thought he was guilty. He didn't need the doc to remind him - American Vandal 00:08
He knew everyone thought he was guilty. He didn't need ...
S01 • E02 [Peter] This proves to me that Sara Pearson - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] This proves to me that Sara Pearson
S01 • E07 And that's not even gross to me. It just-- That's just the way that shit works. - American Vandal 00:06
And that's not even gross to me. It just-- That's ...
S01 • E02 I mean, if she's honest about hooking up with Pat Micklewaite of all people, - American Vandal 00:10
I mean, if she's honest about hooking up with Pat Mickl...
S01 • E05 [Peter] The Tuesday after Nana's party is March 15th, the day of the vandalism. - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] The Tuesday after Nana's party is March 15th, ...
S01 • E01 [sharpener whirring] - American Vandal 00:06
[sharpener whirring]
S01 • E08 For the first time, Dylan is well-liked among the student body. - American Vandal 00:05
For the first time, Dylan is well-liked among the student bo...
S01 • E07 So, you saw the Instagram photo, and went to Mackenzie's house, correct? - American Vandal 00:06
So, you saw the Instagram photo, and went to Mackenzie'...
S01 • E06 Sir, the faculty files are supposed to be updated - American Vandal 00:12
Sir, the faculty files are supposed to be updated
S01 • E01 [whirring continues] - American Vandal 00:06
[whirring continues]
S01 • E04 You may not know that, though, because nobody watches them, - American Vandal 00:06
You may not know that, though, because nobody watches them,
S01 • E08 He never really cared about his reputation, - American Vandal 00:10
He never really cared about his reputation,
S01 • E02 So, her credibility isn't in question, but Alex Trimboli's is. - American Vandal 00:08
So, her credibility isn't in question, but Alex Trimbol...
S01 • E07 -Yeah. -Right. Then you left back - American Vandal 00:06
-Yeah. -Right. Then you left back