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American Vandal

So, um, first assignment, right?

So, um, first assignment, right?

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So, um, first assignment, right?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:19
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 So, basically, the theory that Madison, or anyone for that matter, - American Vandal 00:09
So, basically, the theory that Madison, or anyone for that m...
S01 • E02 So, the theory is that she was so upset that Van chose another girl over her - American Vandal 00:12
So, the theory is that she was so upset that Van chose anoth...
S01 • E06 Paige: "He's not as big as Brad, though." Crying laughing. - American Vandal 00:06
Paige: "He's not as big as Brad, though." Cry...
S01 • E07 He also said that, around that time, she was on edge because of her parents. - American Vandal 00:06
He also said that, around that time, she was on edge because...
S01 • E03 I keep them as a reminder - American Vandal 00:06
I keep them as a reminder
S01 • E06 Sara: "LOL. I still can't believe Pat is on both of our lists." - American Vandal 00:14
Sara: "LOL. I still can't believe Pat is on both o...
S01 • E05 [boy] Yo, Nana's party was insane. - American Vandal 00:06
[boy] Yo, Nana's party was insane.
S01 • E01 All right. What I have right now is purple for theories and yellow for facts. - American Vandal 00:06
All right. What I have right now is purple for theories and ...
S01 • E04 Which brings us to Ming Zhang, - American Vandal 00:08
Which brings us to Ming Zhang,
S01 • E07 Like, her parents are always kind of off and on. - American Vandal 00:05
Like, her parents are always kind of off and on.
S01 • E05 Lit as fuck, man. There was titties, beer, a lot of candy. - American Vandal 00:06
Lit as fuck, man. There was titties, beer, a lot of candy.
S01 • E03 She sat right there in front, class of '05. - American Vandal 00:06
She sat right there in front, class of '05.
S01 • E07 It's complicated, but for a while it looked like - American Vandal 00:07
It's complicated, but for a while it looked like
S01 • E04 A lot of people would agree that Ming is the nicest kid in school. - American Vandal 00:05
A lot of people would agree that Ming is the nicest kid in s...
S01 • E03 She studied abroad in Barcelona, and she sent me a postcard. - American Vandal 00:08
She studied abroad in Barcelona, and she sent me a postcard.
S01 • E06 Put him on there, make it an even 15." - American Vandal 00:14
Put him on there, make it an even 15."
S01 • E05 Like, mad props to Rachel for fucking ruining her nana's house like that. - American Vandal 00:06
Like, mad props to Rachel for fucking ruining her nana'...
S01 • E07 And then, like, her dad - American Vandal 00:07
And then, like, her dad
S01 • E01 Dylan and Mackenzie both say that Dylan was at Mackenzie's house. - American Vandal 00:05
Dylan and Mackenzie both say that Dylan was at Mackenzie...
S01 • E04 [laughing and shouting] - American Vandal 00:07
[laughing and shouting]