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[students chanting] I drew the dicks... -[Keene] I want Ecklund and Maldonado
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American Vandal

I drew the dicks...- I want Ecklund and Maldonado in my office

[students chanting] I drew the dicks...
-[Keene] I want Ecklund and Maldonado in my office

Full Transcript

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-[students chanting] I drew the dicks... -[Keene] I want Ecklund and Maldonado
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in my office.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:56
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 [Peter] The school board never had any hard evidence - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] The school board never had any hard evidence
S01 • E06 Sam and I aren't seniors, so, we weren't even at the assembly, - American Vandal 00:10
Sam and I aren't seniors, so, we weren't even at t...
S01 • E07 -There has to be something on Rafferty. -Nurse Ravelli. Harassment complaint. - American Vandal 00:07
-There has to be something on Rafferty. -Nurse Ravelli. Hara...
S01 • E02 I walked out to the parking lot, and that's where I saw it. - American Vandal 00:06
I walked out to the parking lot, and that's where I saw...
S01 • E08 He was a known dick drawer, so, he fit the profile. - American Vandal 00:06
He was a known dick drawer, so, he fit the profile.
S01 • E05 And almost immediately, people started getting involved. - American Vandal 00:05
And almost immediately, people started getting involved.
S01 • E01 For the sake of the other students and their learning environment, - American Vandal 00:11
For the sake of the other students and their learning enviro...
S01 • E07 Says she requested a student to wear deodorant [chuckles] repeatedly. - American Vandal 00:06
Says she requested a student to wear deodorant [chuckles] re...
S01 • E08 They didn't need hard evidence to expel him, - American Vandal 00:08
They didn't need hard evidence to expel him,
S01 • E06 So, later that day, - American Vandal 00:10
So, later that day,
S01 • E05 If I hadn't uploaded the doc, then that tape would still exist. - American Vandal 00:05
If I hadn't uploaded the doc, then that tape would stil...
S01 • E07 I think because they're all students you can't use the names, - American Vandal 00:08
I think because they're all students you can't use...
S01 • E05 But it's lost forever, because American Vandal has gone viral. - American Vandal 00:06
But it's lost forever, because American Vandal has go...
S01 • E05 And, um, his daughter answered the door... - American Vandal 00:07
And, um, his daughter answered the door...
S01 • E03 When the stories begin to conflict, the hard part is picking out the lies. - American Vandal 00:06
When the stories begin to conflict, the hard part is picking...
S01 • E06 No one's even allowed to watch the show during lunch - American Vandal 00:07
No one's even allowed to watch the show during lunch
S01 • E01 Like, it's super fucking funny, so, that's all chill, but... - American Vandal 00:05
Like, it's super fucking funny, so, that's all chi...
S01 • E07 "Personal property violation. Confiscated student's vape pen." - American Vandal 00:05
"Personal property violation. Confiscated student'...
S01 • E02 Trimboli didn't see shit, because I wasn't fucking there. - American Vandal 00:06
Trimboli didn't see shit, because I wasn't fucking...
S01 • E04 [Peter] The call with Dylan's attorney was a sobering reminder - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] The call with Dylan's attorney was a sobering ...