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American Vandal

That's not what happened. -"I'd do anything for you." Right?- Yeah, I know. It's crazy

That's not what happened.
I keep coming back to this text: -"I'd do anything for you." Right?
-[Peter] Yeah, I know. It's crazy

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That's not what happened. I keep coming back to this text:
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-"I'd do anything for you." Right? -[Peter] Yeah, I know. It's crazy.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:40
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E07 "I'd do anything for you." Think about it. Mackenzie is Dylan's alibi. - American Vandal 00:06
"I'd do anything for you." Think about it. Ma...
S01 • E03 You think it's a little... suspicious that Trimboli only, you know, came forward - American Vandal 00:09
You think it's a little... suspicious that Trimboli onl...
S01 • E06 I think that's why we were suspended, - American Vandal 00:07
I think that's why we were suspended,
S01 • E02 He deleted the security footage, - American Vandal 00:09
He deleted the security footage,
S01 • E05 [Peter] This one is tough to hear, but what Dylan says is very important. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] This one is tough to hear, but what Dylan says is v...
S01 • E04 [Peter] Okay, so, obviously, Sam didn't take this very seriously. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] Okay, so, obviously, Sam didn't take this very...
S01 • E01 But the school board saved their most damning point for last: - American Vandal 00:09
But the school board saved their most damning point for last...
S01 • E02 The school places Dylan back at Lucas' house at 2:31 p.m. - American Vandal 00:06
The school places Dylan back at Lucas' house at 2:31 p....
S01 • E03 Here's the thing. Everyone thinks that, you know, Keene is the bad guy, - American Vandal 00:10
Here's the thing. Everyone thinks that, you know, Keene...
S01 • E06 But the documentary was already difficult with our limited access. - American Vandal 00:06
But the documentary was already difficult with our limited a...
S01 • E04 In looking at Sam, I did my best to take my bias out of the equation. - American Vandal 00:05
In looking at Sam, I did my best to take my bias out of the ...
S01 • E08 I had to find the truth. I-- - American Vandal 00:06
I had to find the truth. I--
S01 • E02 I have to say, the school board's timeline is clean, - American Vandal 00:07
I have to say, the school board's timeline is clean,
S01 • E05 [Peter] "I hope we don't kill him." - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] "I hope we don't kill him."
S01 • E01 Have you ever drawn obscene images - American Vandal 00:07
Have you ever drawn obscene images
S01 • E04 Even though he's my close friend, I treated him like any other suspect. - American Vandal 00:05
Even though he's my close friend, I treated him like an...
S01 • E06 Now finding the truth feels nearly impossible. - American Vandal 00:06
Now finding the truth feels nearly impossible.
S01 • E03 ...and I'll talk to Vice Principal Keene, - American Vandal 00:07
...and I'll talk to Vice Principal Keene,
S01 • E07 [Peter] This wasn't the first time we'd considered that this was a two-person job. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] This wasn't the first time we'd considere...
S01 • E05 But to me, the only context that makes sense refers to Mr. Janson. - American Vandal 00:06
But to me, the only context that makes sense refers to Mr. J...