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American Vandal

The splatter would only happen on the first carat the first point of contact, and if...

The splatter would only happen on the first car
at the first point of contact, and if you've ever drawn a dick, you know you don't start
in the middle of the shaft

Full Transcript

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The splatter would only happen
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on the first car at the first point of contact,
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and if you've ever drawn a dick,
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you know you don't start in the middle of the shaft.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:25
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 Loitering next to a teacher's car, you know you're not allowed to do that. - American Vandal 00:06
Loitering next to a teacher's car, you know you're...
S01 • E08 [Peter] Uh, Twitch is a live-streaming app - American Vandal 00:09
[Peter] Uh, Twitch is a live-streaming app
S01 • E07 Splatter, trashed office, and teacher complaint. - American Vandal 00:05
Splatter, trashed office, and teacher complaint.
S01 • E05 Between me and you, I didn't know it'd go viral. - American Vandal 00:06
Between me and you, I didn't know it'd go viral.
S01 • E02 [Peter] Oh, so, a little bitch is like, um, someone who... - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Oh, so, a little bitch is like, um, someone who...
S01 • E04 [Sam] I know. It's just that Peter thinks that, because it was a nail in your tire, - American Vandal 00:12
[Sam] I know. It's just that Peter thinks that, becaus...
S01 • E03 [sneezes] - American Vandal 00:13
[sneezes]
S01 • E08 Yeah, you can make either private streams or public streams. - American Vandal 00:05
Yeah, you can make either private streams or public streams.
S01 • E08 This video is a private stream from Mackenzie Wagner's archives. - American Vandal 00:06
This video is a private stream from Mackenzie Wagner's ...
S01 • E07 I can see someone from a rival school - American Vandal 00:08
I can see someone from a rival school
S01 • E04 He could have used a hammer to slam it in there to flatten it. - American Vandal 00:06
He could have used a hammer to slam it in there to flatten i...
S01 • E08 It says "2:09 p.m., March 15th." It's even geotagged. - American Vandal 00:06
It says "2:09 p.m., March 15th." It's even ge...
S01 • E05 We had 260 subscribers. Now it's, like, pushing 700. - American Vandal 00:06
We had 260 subscribers. Now it's, like, pushing 700.
S01 • E04 -[Sam] Okay. - As far as I'm concerned, - American Vandal 00:10
-[Sam] Okay. - As far as I'm concerned,
S01 • E03 I mean, he was... He was gluing pennies on the floor. - American Vandal 00:06
I mean, he was... He was gluing pennies on the floor.
S01 • E05 Kind of wish I hadn't, heh, said some of the stuff that I said. - American Vandal 00:06
Kind of wish I hadn't, heh, said some of the stuff that...
S01 • E07 I mean... No, he's about as cool as it gets. - American Vandal 00:06
I mean... No, he's about as cool as it gets.
S01 • E02 [Peter] Alex Trimboli, the school board's only witness. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Alex Trimboli, the school board's only witness...
S01 • E05 You know, I'm not gonna say one of my students is unbelievably hot... - American Vandal 00:07
You know, I'm not gonna say one of my students is unbel...
S01 • E03 [Randy] He'd draw dicks all over the whiteboard. It was funny the first time. - American Vandal 00:06
[Randy] He'd draw dicks all over the whiteboard. It wa...