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American Vandal

They, like, came to his house last nightwhen he was sleeping, put him in handcuffs and...

They, like, came to his house last night
when he was sleeping, put him in handcuffs and shit

Full Transcript

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They, like, came to his house last night when he was sleeping,
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put him in handcuffs and shit.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:15
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 [Peter] They wouldn't let me speak to him at the police station, - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] They wouldn't let me speak to him at the polic...
S01 • E08 No. Dude, someone spray-painted a dick on her driveway. - American Vandal 00:07
No. Dude, someone spray-painted a dick on her driveway.
S01 • E08 Everyone thinks I'm just some fucking... idiot stoner kid, - American Vandal 00:08
Everyone thinks I'm just some fucking... idiot stoner k...
S01 • E08 [Peter] Consider for a moment the type of person - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Consider for a moment the type of person
S01 • E08 I set out to examine the case against Dylan Maxwell, - American Vandal 00:09
I set out to examine the case against Dylan Maxwell,
S01 • E08 I helped prove, without a shadow of a doubt, - American Vandal 00:06
I helped prove, without a shadow of a doubt,
S01 • E08 He was wrongfully expelled on his reputation alone. - American Vandal 00:05
He was wrongfully expelled on his reputation alone.
S01 • E08 Detentions, suspensions, countless clashes with authority. - American Vandal 00:06
Detentions, suspensions, countless clashes with authority.
S01 • E08 According to the school board, "Dylan is beyond rehabilitation." - American Vandal 00:09
According to the school board, "Dylan is beyond rehabil...
S01 • E08 I know for a fact that this administration has exhausted - American Vandal 00:07
I know for a fact that this administration has exhausted
S01 • E08 Was that stamp of deficiency reinforced, grade after grade, class after class? - American Vandal 00:08
Was that stamp of deficiency reinforced, grade after grade, ...
S01 • E08 After four years, if enough people see you a certain way, - American Vandal 00:09
After four years, if enough people see you a certain way,
S01 • E08 Whatever you're thinking, you're probably wrong. - American Vandal 00:05
Whatever you're thinking, you're probably wrong.
S01 • E08 It's a span of time with more questions than answers. - American Vandal 00:05
It's a span of time with more questions than answers.
S01 • E08 How can anyone allow four years to define them? - American Vandal 00:05
How can anyone allow four years to define them?
S01 • E08 How can anyone pretend that four years is long enough - American Vandal 00:06
How can anyone pretend that four years is long enough
S01 • E08 My name is Dylan Maxwell, and I'm... - American Vandal 00:05
My name is Dylan Maxwell, and I'm...
S01 • E08 I'm just Dylan. What do you mean, "Who am I?" That's a stupid question. - American Vandal 00:05
I'm just Dylan. What do you mean, "Who am I?"...