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This is proof that religious equality is more important than football
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American Vandal

This is proof that religious equalityis more important than football

This is proof that religious equality
is more important than football

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This is proof that religious equality is more important than football.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:11
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 What--? Did--? I gave you my phone to... like, find me an alibi or whatever. - American Vandal 00:07
What--? Did--? I gave you my phone to... like, find me an al...
S01 • E01 -I'm sorry. -[Mackenzie shrieks] - American Vandal 00:09
-I'm sorry. -[Mackenzie shrieks]
S01 • E02 I don't think the WayBack Boys would've trusted anyone else - American Vandal 00:07
I don't think the WayBack Boys would've trusted an...
S01 • E03 ...most flat tires come from nails. When you're driving, be careful. - American Vandal 00:05
...most flat tires come from nails. When you're driving...
S01 • E08 She's a protester. She's always coming up with something - American Vandal 00:08
She's a protester. She's always coming up with som...
S01 • E05 Which means the first car vandalized on March 15th would have splatter on it. - American Vandal 00:07
Which means the first car vandalized on March 15th would hav...
S01 • E03 They get in on an angle, and they can take up to two weeks, - American Vandal 00:07
They get in on an angle, and they can take up to two weeks,
S01 • E04 -No, I was. -Not to, like... take screen shots - American Vandal 00:07
-No, I was. -Not to, like... take screen shots
S01 • E02 [Peter] And without that call, how would Mr. Janson have known - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] And without that call, how would Mr. Janson have kn...
S01 • E08 I wish Christa hadn't done it - American Vandal 00:08
I wish Christa hadn't done it
S01 • E03 So, no, there was no slashed tires. There was just a hole. - American Vandal 00:05
So, no, there was no slashed tires. There was just a hole.
S01 • E04 I had to take anything that could be useful to my investigation, - American Vandal 00:07
I had to take anything that could be useful to my investigat...
S01 • E02 [Peter] I fully acknowledge how dumb this all sounds, - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] I fully acknowledge how dumb this all sounds,
S01 • E01 Track me, you'll be able to see that I was here, - American Vandal 00:09
Track me, you'll be able to see that I was here,
S01 • E08 Since Christa was captain of the varsity soccer team, - American Vandal 00:07
Since Christa was captain of the varsity soccer team,
S01 • E03 He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire. - American Vandal 00:06
He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire.
S01 • E04 I'm not trying to say anything, but... it's just that - American Vandal 00:10
I'm not trying to say anything, but... it's just t...
S01 • E08 Christa and Rafferty did meet in the fall, when she tried out for the football team. - American Vandal 00:06
Christa and Rafferty did meet in the fall, when she tried ou...
S01 • E02 If Dylan made that 2:21 call, that means he would've - American Vandal 00:12
If Dylan made that 2:21 call, that means he would've
S01 • E01 Even when the police get involved, - American Vandal 00:09
Even when the police get involved,