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American Vandal

Um... Uh, now, just look at me,and not the camera, please

Um... Uh, now, just look at me,
and not the camera, please

Full Transcript

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Um... Uh, now, just look at me, and not the camera, please.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:29
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 It's not true what she's saying, so... I mean, they can't just go around - American Vandal 00:08
It's not true what she's saying, so... I mean, the...
S01 • E03 [laughter] - American Vandal 00:08
[laughter]
S01 • E05 -Thank you so much for taking the time-- -Yeah, so, we've had, um, - American Vandal 00:11
-Thank you so much for taking the time-- -Yeah, so, we'...
S01 • E07 Dylan, you asked me if I'm doing everything I can - American Vandal 00:06
Dylan, you asked me if I'm doing everything I can
S01 • E04 [Kyle] Right. Well, it's not a criminal trial, - American Vandal 00:10
[Kyle] Right. Well, it's not a criminal trial,
S01 • E06 But Paul can't stop making fun - American Vandal 00:05
But Paul can't stop making fun
S01 • E08 [gunfire, explosions, and chattering continue on video game] - American Vandal 00:09
[gunfire, explosions, and chattering continue on video game]
S01 • E01 [newsman] KOYF3's Erin Caldwell is live on the scene in Oceanside. Erin? - American Vandal 00:07
[newsman] KOYF3's Erin Caldwell is live on the scene i...
S01 • E03 Whatever. I lie about all kinds of little stuff, - American Vandal 00:05
Whatever. I lie about all kinds of little stuff,
S01 • E04 -You're not his uncle. -What happens if they file charges? - American Vandal 00:05
-You're not his uncle. -What happens if they file charg...
S01 • E01 Chris, it is a shocking scene for Hanover High teachers - American Vandal 00:09
Chris, it is a shocking scene for Hanover High teachers
S01 • E04 [Kyle] Yeah. It would be a few months before this goes to a criminal trial, - American Vandal 00:08
[Kyle] Yeah. It would be a few months before this goes to a...
S01 • E08 [Ruff barks, then door opens] - American Vandal 00:05
[Ruff barks, then door opens]
S01 • E05 So, you can tell everyone to stop calling, because it's harassment. - American Vandal 00:06
So, you can tell everyone to stop calling, because it's...
S01 • E01 It was supposed to be a quiet administrative day at Hanover High. - American Vandal 00:06
It was supposed to be a quiet administrative day at Hanover ...
S01 • E03 -Like, I still don't-- -That's what it is. Is that our dreams-- - American Vandal 00:06
-Like, I still don't-- -That's what it is. Is that...
S01 • E01 A day off for students, teachers took part in a series of mandatory faculty... - American Vandal 00:06
A day off for students, teachers took part in a series of ma...
S01 • E04 Well, I mean, that's just... Just totally ludicrous. - American Vandal 00:05
Well, I mean, that's just... Just totally ludicrous.
S01 • E03 I get that, but how did they get - American Vandal 00:07
I get that, but how did they get
S01 • E04 I mean, whoever heard of $100,000 for a paint job? - American Vandal 00:05
I mean, whoever heard of $100,000 for a paint job?