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Um, well, it's just that I'm planning on hiring a student go
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American Vandal

Um, well, it's just that I'm planningon hiring a student go-- By the name of Christa...

Um, well, it's just that I'm planning
on hiring a student go-- By the name of Christa Carlyle
to be a lifeguard at the pool that I own, so, I was wondering if I could, um

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Um, well, it's just that I'm planning on hiring a student go--
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By the name of Christa Carlyle to be a lifeguard at the pool that I own,
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so, I was wondering if I could, um...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:56
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 She's just, like-- You know, she's playing the game. Playing everybody. - American Vandal 00:06
She's just, like-- You know, she's playing the gam...
S01 • E05 [all cheering] - American Vandal 00:07
[all cheering]
S01 • E04 Four times Mackenzie has broken up with Dylan, - American Vandal 00:07
Four times Mackenzie has broken up with Dylan,
S01 • E06 [reporter] At the center of Peter Maldonado's documentary - American Vandal 00:08
[reporter] At the center of Peter Maldonado's document...
S01 • E01 [child and father laughing] - American Vandal 00:06
[child and father laughing]
S01 • E04 After their first breakup, Dylan wrote a rap apology to Mackenzie, - American Vandal 00:19
After their first breakup, Dylan wrote a rap apology to Mack...
S01 • E05 The can stays on the bar for only three minutes - American Vandal 00:07
The can stays on the bar for only three minutes
S01 • E02 -Eighteen. -Time per dick. Okay. - American Vandal 00:05
-Eighteen. -Time per dick. Okay.
S01 • E03 No, Ms. Shapiro. I wasn't-- - American Vandal 00:07
No, Ms. Shapiro. I wasn't--
S01 • E01 [Dylan & Lucas laughing] - American Vandal 00:06
[Dylan & Lucas laughing]
S01 • E06 They shouldn't do that to Peter. He doesn't deserve that. - American Vandal 00:05
They shouldn't do that to Peter. He doesn't deserv...
S01 • E02 Four hundred and eighty-six seconds, divided by 60 seconds. - American Vandal 00:06
Four hundred and eighty-six seconds, divided by 60 seconds.
S01 • E08 C-H-R-I-S-- - American Vandal 00:05
C-H-R-I-S--
S01 • E01 But he is technologically savvy enough - American Vandal 00:06
But he is technologically savvy enough
S01 • E06 [reporter] The school has refused to comment on accusations of censorship... - American Vandal 00:05
[reporter] The school has refused to comment on accusations...
S01 • E03 That's a huge accusation you're throwing at her. It proves nothing. - American Vandal 00:05
That's a huge accusation you're throwing at her. I...
S01 • E02 So, it took 8.1 minutes to draw all the dicks. - American Vandal 00:06
So, it took 8.1 minutes to draw all the dicks.
S01 • E01 [knocking] - American Vandal 00:07
[knocking]
S01 • E02 We factored in adequate time to go from the parking lot to the media server, - American Vandal 00:08
We factored in adequate time to go from the parking lot to t...
S01 • E03 The fact that you're running with a lead from Kraz is crazy to me. - American Vandal 00:05
The fact that you're running with a lead from Kraz is c...