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American Vandal

Whatever.I lie about all kinds of little stuff, like

Whatever.
I lie about all kinds of little stuff, like

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Whatever. I lie about all kinds of little stuff,
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Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:48
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 -You're not his uncle. -What happens if they file charges? - American Vandal 00:05
-You're not his uncle. -What happens if they file charg...
S01 • E01 Chris, it is a shocking scene for Hanover High teachers - American Vandal 00:09
Chris, it is a shocking scene for Hanover High teachers
S01 • E04 [Kyle] Yeah. It would be a few months before this goes to a criminal trial, - American Vandal 00:08
[Kyle] Yeah. It would be a few months before this goes to a...
S01 • E08 [Ruff barks, then door opens] - American Vandal 00:05
[Ruff barks, then door opens]
S01 • E05 So, you can tell everyone to stop calling, because it's harassment. - American Vandal 00:06
So, you can tell everyone to stop calling, because it's...
S01 • E01 It was supposed to be a quiet administrative day at Hanover High. - American Vandal 00:06
It was supposed to be a quiet administrative day at Hanover ...
S01 • E03 -Like, I still don't-- -That's what it is. Is that our dreams-- - American Vandal 00:06
-Like, I still don't-- -That's what it is. Is that...
S01 • E01 A day off for students, teachers took part in a series of mandatory faculty... - American Vandal 00:06
A day off for students, teachers took part in a series of ma...
S01 • E04 Well, I mean, that's just... Just totally ludicrous. - American Vandal 00:05
Well, I mean, that's just... Just totally ludicrous.
S01 • E03 I get that, but how did they get - American Vandal 00:07
I get that, but how did they get
S01 • E01 -[student 1] Oh, my God, dude. -[student 2] Look what happened at school. - American Vandal 00:06
-[student 1] Oh, my God, dude. -[student 2] Look what happ...
S01 • E04 I mean, whoever heard of $100,000 for a paint job? - American Vandal 00:05
I mean, whoever heard of $100,000 for a paint job?
S01 • E03 Guys. Guys. Why did you guys lie about the license plate prank? - American Vandal 00:05
Guys. Guys. Why did you guys lie about the license plate pra...
S01 • E04 [Kyle] Right. Well, it was 27 cars, so... - American Vandal 00:05
[Kyle] Right. Well, it was 27 cars, so...
S01 • E01 They got this entire row, as you can see. - American Vandal 00:06
They got this entire row, as you can see.
S01 • E02 [Peter] Alex Trimboli, - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Alex Trimboli,
S01 • E06 Stop it. Stop it. All of you, stop filming right now. Right now. - American Vandal 00:05
Stop it. Stop it. All of you, stop filming right now. Right ...
S01 • E01 All the way back there, they must've made a big loop, - American Vandal 00:07
All the way back there, they must've made a big loop,
S01 • E04 [Kyle] If and when Dylan gets charged, - American Vandal 00:06
[Kyle] If and when Dylan gets charged,
S01 • E07 [grunting] - American Vandal 00:07
[grunting]