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When Dylan does, like, something stupid, and he does stupid things all the time
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American Vandal

When Dylan does, like, something stupid,and he does stupid things all the time, I mean, he...

When Dylan does, like, something stupid,
and he does stupid things all the time, I mean, he usually will--
He admits it to me. I mean

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When Dylan does, like, something stupid, and he does stupid things all the time,
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I mean, he usually will-- He admits it to me. I mean...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:20
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E05 "Our boy Dylan, you are the motherfucking man. - American Vandal 00:06
"Our boy Dylan, you are the motherfucking man.
S01 • E08 -You're right, you're right. Yeah, yeah. -I'm trying to be good and everything. - American Vandal 00:06
-You're right, you're right. Yeah, yeah. -I'm...
S01 • E03 He left ten minutes before the crime was committed. - American Vandal 00:05
He left ten minutes before the crime was committed.
S01 • E04 Emily Hershey was in Phoenix for her grandmother's funeral, - American Vandal 00:08
Emily Hershey was in Phoenix for her grandmother's fune...
S01 • E02 I don't know. I mean, maybe he could have been friends with Joey - American Vandal 00:06
I don't know. I mean, maybe he could have been friends ...
S01 • E03 If this is some sort of coincidence, - American Vandal 00:07
If this is some sort of coincidence,
S01 • E02 Maybe he could have had... Not 11 beers. Eight, nine. - American Vandal 00:07
Maybe he could have had... Not 11 beers. Eight, nine.
S01 • E08 People I didn't know are coming up to me, like, "I missed you, dude." I was like: - American Vandal 00:13
People I didn't know are coming up to me, like, "I...
S01 • E01 I could-- Well, okay, so, he doesn't admit it. - American Vandal 00:05
I could-- Well, okay, so, he doesn't admit it.
S01 • E04 I mean, you can draw your own conclusions from that. [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:08
I mean, you can draw your own conclusions from that. [chuckl...
S01 • E05 I think there was, like, some Facebook group with my address in it. - American Vandal 00:06
I think there was, like, some Facebook group with my address...
S01 • E01 He lies to me a lot. But I can tell when he's lying, - American Vandal 00:14
He lies to me a lot. But I can tell when he's lying,
S01 • E06 Uh, I think it looks pretty fucking weird - American Vandal 00:07
Uh, I think it looks pretty fucking weird
S01 • E05 People have just been sending me all these letters and shit, - American Vandal 00:06
People have just been sending me all these letters and shit,
S01 • E02 This is Sara Pearson, dude. [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:07
This is Sara Pearson, dude. [chuckles]
S01 • E03 But if we can prove that Dylan is the one who made that call, - American Vandal 00:09
But if we can prove that Dylan is the one who made that call...
S01 • E04 [Peter] Anyway, these two, Christa Carlyle and Madison Kaplan, - American Vandal 00:11
[Peter] Anyway, these two, Christa Carlyle and Madison Kapl...
S01 • E02 You know, okay, I'm not gonna say one of my students is unbelievably hot. - American Vandal 00:07
You know, okay, I'm not gonna say one of my students is...
S01 • E06 Yeah. Yeah, we got like... 45 minutes until office hours are over. - American Vandal 00:06
Yeah. Yeah, we got like... 45 minutes until office hours are...
S01 • E08 I was like, "You want me to draw a dick in your yearbook? - American Vandal 00:05
I was like, "You want me to draw a dick in your yearboo...