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American Vandal

Whenever she tells me to take it down,I'm like, "Look at rule one

Whenever she tells me to take it down,
I'm like, "Look at rule one

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Whenever she tells me to take it down, I'm like, "Look at rule one.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:00
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 Since this whole shit went down, it's pretty much just been me. - American Vandal 00:07
Since this whole shit went down, it's pretty much just ...
S01 • E08 I just-- I guess I got carried away in the documentary, - American Vandal 00:11
I just-- I guess I got carried away in the documentary,
S01 • E07 -He doesn't wanna see you. -Where's Dylan? I need to speak to him. - American Vandal 00:05
-He doesn't wanna see you. -Where's Dylan? I need ...
S01 • E05 [Sam on voicemail] Hey, you've reached Sam Ecklund, a.k.a. Ketchup Packet. - American Vandal 00:06
[Sam on voicemail] Hey, you've reached Sam Ecklund, a....
S01 • E03 My cave, my rules." - American Vandal 00:08
My cave, my rules."
S01 • E02 I was like, "Janson, you've been compromised." - American Vandal 00:10
I was like, "Janson, you've been compromised."...
S01 • E07 -I need to speak to him. Where's Dylan? -He doesn't-- - American Vandal 00:07
-I need to speak to him. Where's Dylan? -He doesn'...
S01 • E05 Sorry I missed your call. I'll call you back, - American Vandal 00:07
Sorry I missed your call. I'll call you back,
S01 • E01 If you're concerned about time, - American Vandal 00:06
If you're concerned about time,
S01 • E06 I'm just stuck here, - American Vandal 00:12
I'm just stuck here,
S01 • E08 But you are so much more important to me than the documentary. - American Vandal 00:05
But you are so much more important to me than the documentar...
S01 • E05 Um, I got evidence that you may be interested in, - American Vandal 00:06
Um, I got evidence that you may be interested in,
S01 • E02 Spencer hides in the backyard, filming Mr. Janson in his kitchen. - American Vandal 00:06
Spencer hides in the backyard, filming Mr. Janson in his kit...
S01 • E03 So, yeah, I get it. I have the students' respect. - American Vandal 00:06
So, yeah, I get it. I have the students' respect.
S01 • E02 Anyway, we know it's 1:27 - American Vandal 00:12
Anyway, we know it's 1:27
S01 • E01 [Peter] The hairs, the tip, the ball size? They're different. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] The hairs, the tip, the ball size? They're dif...
S01 • E04 [Gabi laughs] - American Vandal 00:06
[Gabi laughs]
S01 • E06 I've never wanted to go to school, - American Vandal 00:08
I've never wanted to go to school,
S01 • E03 He put out a poll predicting whether two of his students would break up. - American Vandal 00:05
He put out a poll predicting whether two of his students wou...
S01 • E04 What if there are deeper feelings there? He's always denied having a crush on Gabi, - American Vandal 00:10
What if there are deeper feelings there? He's always de...