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Wouldn't you be unconscious after that? -Dude, I was wasted
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American Vandal

Wouldn't you be unconscious after that?-Dude, I was wasted

Wouldn't you be unconscious after that?
-Dude, I was wasted

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-Wouldn't you be unconscious after that? -Dude, I was wasted.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:19
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 So, now we have to work backwards, - American Vandal 00:07
So, now we have to work backwards,
S01 • E05 [man 2] You say soft. I think Peter went a little too far. - American Vandal 00:05
[man 2] You say soft. I think Peter went a little too far.
S01 • E07 [knock on door] - American Vandal 00:05
[knock on door]
S01 • E08 [Peter] Understandably, it took some explaining - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Understandably, it took some explaining
S01 • E02 -It was crazy, man. I had 11 beers. -[Peter] Was that the most drunk - American Vandal 00:08
-It was crazy, man. I had 11 beers. -[Peter] Was that the mo...
S01 • E03 [Peter] I do believe there are legitimate arguments - American Vandal 00:10
[Peter] I do believe there are legitimate arguments
S01 • E05 If I were Sam, I'd have reacted the same way. You're his best friend. - American Vandal 00:05
If I were Sam, I'd have reacted the same way. You'...
S01 • E08 And while he wouldn't let me turn my camera back on, - American Vandal 00:10
And while he wouldn't let me turn my camera back on,
S01 • E04 Okay, okay, no, it doesn't, but do we go back to the school board? - American Vandal 00:06
Okay, okay, no, it doesn't, but do we go back to the sc...
S01 • E05 I think-- I don't think that it is that farfetched that-- - American Vandal 00:09
I think-- I don't think that it is that farfetched that...
S01 • E02 It's the most drunk anyone - American Vandal 00:05
It's the most drunk anyone
S01 • E01 I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises. - American Vandal 00:07
I'll never understand what's so amusing about peni...
S01 • E04 And tell them what, that Ms. Shapiro is sticking to her story? Not gonna work. - American Vandal 00:06
And tell them what, that Ms. Shapiro is sticking to her stor...
S01 • E06 It's not the sort of thing people openly post about online. - American Vandal 00:05
It's not the sort of thing people openly post about onl...
S01 • E05 I just don't-- I don't-- - American Vandal 00:13
I just don't-- I don't--
S01 • E07 [Sam chuckles] - American Vandal 00:13
[Sam chuckles]
S01 • E08 This proves that my client, Dylan Maxwell, - American Vandal 00:09
This proves that my client, Dylan Maxwell,
S01 • E04 No, this is gonna take way more than just ball hairs. - American Vandal 00:05
No, this is gonna take way more than just ball hairs.
S01 • E06 Sam and I learned that all official complaints made - American Vandal 00:09
Sam and I learned that all official complaints made
S01 • E01 We know this because the security footage in the parking lot - American Vandal 00:06
We know this because the security footage in the parking lot