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American Vandal

Yo, these people are sayingthere was never any dicks and it was just Photoshop

Yo, these people are saying
there was never any dicks and it was just Photoshop

Full Transcript

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Yo, these people are saying there was never any dicks
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and it was just Photoshop.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:26
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E03 But I just really need one little tape from your dad's answering machine. - American Vandal 00:08
But I just really need one little tape from your dad's ...
S01 • E06 So, the question is, does any student at the school - American Vandal 00:06
So, the question is, does any student at the school
S01 • E07 He's been rumored to have been with PTA president Beth Schachter, - American Vandal 00:14
He's been rumored to have been with PTA president Beth ...
S01 • E02 5:51 p.m. Alex: "Hey. You going to the fire pit tonight after lights out?" - American Vandal 00:09
5:51 p.m. Alex: "Hey. You going to the fire pit tonight...
S01 • E01 [Peter] Disruptive, disrespectful, a history of poor decisions. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Disruptive, disrespectful, a history of poor decisi...
S01 • E08 I look back and I replay it in my mind, and I... I just thought I saw him. - American Vandal 00:07
I look back and I replay it in my mind, and I... I just thou...
S01 • E05 [Peter] Well, I mean... people were there, they saw the dicks, so... - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] Well, I mean... people were there, they saw the dick...
S01 • E04 She comes in, she has a poster board, - American Vandal 00:08
She comes in, she has a poster board,
S01 • E03 So, if there's any way you could help me out, - American Vandal 00:08
So, if there's any way you could help me out,
S01 • E01 You can see why the school board was convinced - American Vandal 00:07
You can see why the school board was convinced
S01 • E02 Then Sara Pearson responds, "Heyy," with two Y's. - American Vandal 00:06
Then Sara Pearson responds, "Heyy," with two Y...
S01 • E08 But there was so much fucking pressure on me to tell them who did it. - American Vandal 00:06
But there was so much fucking pressure on me to tell them wh...
S01 • E04 It's getting into the-- Need to do something and send funds to--" - American Vandal 00:08
It's getting into the-- Need to do something and send f...
S01 • E02 Immediately, Alex texts, "You going to the fire pit thing later tonight?" - American Vandal 00:08
Immediately, Alex texts, "You going to the fire pit thi...
S01 • E06 [Rafferty chuckles] - American Vandal 00:07
[Rafferty chuckles]
S01 • E03 Um, so, please, do the right thing. - American Vandal 00:05
Um, so, please, do the right thing.
S01 • E02 Sara: "Yeah, def." - American Vandal 00:12
Sara: "Yeah, def."
S01 • E05 Over the past two weeks, - American Vandal 00:06
Over the past two weeks,
S01 • E04 Christa has planned and executed many elaborate demonstrations - American Vandal 00:09
Christa has planned and executed many elaborate demonstratio...
S01 • E06 [Peter] Right, but, you know, maybe a student you benched, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Right, but, you know, maybe a student you benched,