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American Vandal

You can't be here. No students allowedin the faculty parking lot

You can't be here. No students allowed
in the faculty parking lot

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You can't be here. No students allowed in the faculty parking lot.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:03
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 -Religious equality is more important... -[Peter] On one hand, it all adds up: - American Vandal 00:15
-Religious equality is more important... -[Peter] On one ha...
S01 • E08 Were those protests of passion for Christa, - American Vandal 00:07
Were those protests of passion for Christa,
S01 • E08 So, I have my best guess, but so did the school board. - American Vandal 00:06
So, I have my best guess, but so did the school board.
S01 • E08 They expelled Dylan Maxwell without hard evidence. - American Vandal 00:05
They expelled Dylan Maxwell without hard evidence.
S01 • E08 We now know, with complete certainty, that he's innocent, - American Vandal 00:10
We now know, with complete certainty, that he's innocen...
S01 • E08 So, while I do owe you my honest, best theory... - American Vandal 00:05
So, while I do owe you my honest, best theory...
S01 • E08 Because I've seen the way an accusation can ruin someone's life. - American Vandal 00:06
Because I've seen the way an accusation can ruin someon...
S01 • E08 I don't know if you heard, but Dylan got arrested. - American Vandal 00:05
I don't know if you heard, but Dylan got arrested.
S01 • E08 They, like, came to his house last night when he was sleeping, - American Vandal 00:07
They, like, came to his house last night when he was sleepin...
S01 • E08 [Peter] They wouldn't let me speak to him at the police station, - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] They wouldn't let me speak to him at the polic...
S01 • E08 No. Dude, someone spray-painted a dick on her driveway. - American Vandal 00:07
No. Dude, someone spray-painted a dick on her driveway.
S01 • E08 Everyone thinks I'm just some fucking... idiot stoner kid, - American Vandal 00:08
Everyone thinks I'm just some fucking... idiot stoner k...
S01 • E08 [Peter] Consider for a moment the type of person - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Consider for a moment the type of person
S01 • E08 I set out to examine the case against Dylan Maxwell, - American Vandal 00:09
I set out to examine the case against Dylan Maxwell,
S01 • E08 I helped prove, without a shadow of a doubt, - American Vandal 00:06
I helped prove, without a shadow of a doubt,
S01 • E08 He was wrongfully expelled on his reputation alone. - American Vandal 00:05
He was wrongfully expelled on his reputation alone.
S01 • E08 Detentions, suspensions, countless clashes with authority. - American Vandal 00:06
Detentions, suspensions, countless clashes with authority.
S01 • E08 According to the school board, "Dylan is beyond rehabilitation." - American Vandal 00:09
According to the school board, "Dylan is beyond rehabil...
S01 • E08 I know for a fact that this administration has exhausted - American Vandal 00:07
I know for a fact that this administration has exhausted
S01 • E08 Was that stamp of deficiency reinforced, grade after grade, class after class? - American Vandal 00:08
Was that stamp of deficiency reinforced, grade after grade, ...