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American Vandal

You know, I'm not even Jewish, but I feel the need to make surethat everybody feels...

You know, I'm not even Jewish, but I feel the need to make sure
that everybody feels included

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You know, I'm not even Jewish,
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but I feel the need to make sure that everybody feels included.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:10
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E07 As you know, I've tasked myself - American Vandal 00:08
As you know, I've tasked myself
S01 • E06 Oh, I'm so surprised someone might hate Kyle Rafferty. - American Vandal 00:05
Oh, I'm so surprised someone might hate Kyle Rafferty.
S01 • E05 The security footage in the parking lot was deleted between two and 2:30. - American Vandal 00:06
The security footage in the parking lot was deleted between ...
S01 • E01 ...I saw Dylan Maxwell spray-painting the cars. - American Vandal 00:06
...I saw Dylan Maxwell spray-painting the cars.
S01 • E07 [Peter] Bear with me. If a list of Hanover hot moms - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Bear with me. If a list of Hanover hot moms
S01 • E04 Oh, yeah-- Oh, Christa hooked it up, dude. A free day off? [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:08
Oh, yeah-- Oh, Christa hooked it up, dude. A free day off? [...
S01 • E08 I mean, lunch was on the line, and there's just so much fucking pressure. - American Vandal 00:06
I mean, lunch was on the line, and there's just so much...
S01 • E03 Just because she lives over in Coastal, she thinks that she's better than us. - American Vandal 00:06
Just because she lives over in Coastal, she thinks that she&...
S01 • E07 But Sam does these mini-side investigations - American Vandal 00:06
But Sam does these mini-side investigations
S01 • E05 We see Alex here at 2:13, getting books from his locker. - American Vandal 00:06
We see Alex here at 2:13, getting books from his locker.
S01 • E08 I swear to God, I did not mean to do this on purpose, - American Vandal 00:10
I swear to God, I did not mean to do this on purpose,
S01 • E02 [Peter] Well, second base is above the belt, - American Vandal 00:08
[Peter] Well, second base is above the belt,
S01 • E05 Then here at 2:15, running to alert the teachers. - American Vandal 00:06
Then here at 2:15, running to alert the teachers.
S01 • E03 You know the kind of people that, like, they pretend like they're your best friend - American Vandal 00:10
You know the kind of people that, like, they pretend like th...
S01 • E04 She's a protester. Always coming up with something - American Vandal 00:07
She's a protester. Always coming up with something
S01 • E06 I hope it was Kyle Rafferty. That'd be the perfect ending to this. - American Vandal 00:05
I hope it was Kyle Rafferty. That'd be the perfect endi...
S01 • E07 "Hanover's circumcised wieners." - American Vandal 00:08
"Hanover's circumcised wieners."
S01 • E05 So, unless Trimboli has some sort of superhuman speed, - American Vandal 00:07
So, unless Trimboli has some sort of superhuman speed,
S01 • E04 I just wish Christa hadn't done it in the middle of my pep rally, but... - American Vandal 00:05
I just wish Christa hadn't done it in the middle of my ...
S01 • E06 [Peter] Kraz is the only teacher who will talk to us - American Vandal 00:09
[Peter] Kraz is the only teacher who will talk to us