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American Vandal

You know, learn something from me,and look at me, but not the whole time

You know, learn something from me,
and look at me, but not the whole time

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You know, learn something from me, and look at me, but not the whole time.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:37
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E06 I needed to be at school, - American Vandal 00:06
I needed to be at school,
S01 • E03 Don't just stare at me for an hour of your-- - American Vandal 00:11
Don't just stare at me for an hour of your--
S01 • E01 No, there's not a single hairless nutsack on those whiteboards. - American Vandal 00:05
No, there's not a single hairless nutsack on those whit...
S01 • E04 Here comes the surprise, baby. - American Vandal 00:05
Here comes the surprise, baby.
S01 • E02 [Peter] They talk about the Janson prank like it's a work of art. It's not. - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] They talk about the Janson prank like it's a w...
S01 • E05 [Peter] This brand, Crimpton, was discontinued in 1996. - American Vandal 00:06
[Peter] This brand, Crimpton, was discontinued in 1996.
S01 • E04 [Gabi shrieks, Brandon laughing] - American Vandal 00:05
[Gabi shrieks, Brandon laughing]
S01 • E06 Instead, I was at Dylan's house, watching him spend another day alone. - American Vandal 00:08
Instead, I was at Dylan's house, watching him spend ano...
S01 • E02 But it's also the only solid, tangible evidence - American Vandal 00:12
But it's also the only solid, tangible evidence
S01 • E03 It's just-- Look away for a minute. Look at your phone. Tweet something. - American Vandal 00:06
It's just-- Look away for a minute. Look at your phone....
S01 • E05 Twenty years later, it's nearly impossible to find. - American Vandal 00:05
Twenty years later, it's nearly impossible to find.
S01 • E06 It's pretty sick when they, like, skip a period to come chill, or whatever. - American Vandal 00:06
It's pretty sick when they, like, skip a period to come...
S01 • E01 Maybe, you know, he didn't have enough time - American Vandal 00:06
Maybe, you know, he didn't have enough time
S01 • E05 So, I think it's safe to say, the can that was used to draw the dicks - American Vandal 00:07
So, I think it's safe to say, the can that was used to ...
S01 • E03 This is my, uh, "man cave rules." - American Vandal 00:07
This is my, uh, "man cave rules."
S01 • E06 Like, we used to do that all the time, when one of us would get suspended, but... - American Vandal 00:06
Like, we used to do that all the time, when one of us would ...
S01 • E08 About everything I said, - American Vandal 00:05
About everything I said,
S01 • E01 He was in a rush, just went around the parking lot, - American Vandal 00:06
He was in a rush, just went around the parking lot,
S01 • E04 [Peter] Is it possible that Sam drew the dicks to get prom canceled, - American Vandal 00:12
[Peter] Is it possible that Sam drew the dicks to get prom ...
S01 • E03 Whenever she tells me to take it down, I'm like, "Look at rule one. - American Vandal 00:05
Whenever she tells me to take it down, I'm like, "...