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American Vandal

You know, the Sharpie dick,the ass tattoo

You know, the Sharpie dick,
the ass tattoo

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.061
You know, the Sharpie dick, the ass tattoo.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:42
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E08 [all cheering] - American Vandal 00:09
[all cheering]
S01 • E04 -That's what this text is about. -Right, but does that really fit your MO? - American Vandal 00:06
-That's what this text is about. -Right, but does that ...
S01 • E08 Did Rafferty do it to spite her for the protest? - American Vandal 00:05
Did Rafferty do it to spite her for the protest?
S01 • E02 From my calculations, - American Vandal 00:06
From my calculations,
S01 • E05 All of the lines, the shaft, the balls, they're clean. - American Vandal 00:05
All of the lines, the shaft, the balls, they're clean.
S01 • E01 Ruff was here. Yo, Ruff, tell them. - American Vandal 00:05
Ruff was here. Yo, Ruff, tell them.
S01 • E03 It makes logical sense, if you have a vendetta - American Vandal 00:10
It makes logical sense, if you have a vendetta
S01 • E08 The full video shows him walking up to Christa as she lies on the ground. - American Vandal 00:06
The full video shows him walking up to Christa as she lies o...
S01 • E02 If that voicemail exists, - American Vandal 00:07
If that voicemail exists,
S01 • E01 -He knows I'm innocent. Listen to him. -[Ruff whimpering] - American Vandal 00:05
-He knows I'm innocent. Listen to him. -[Ruff whimperin...
S01 • E01 Yeah. That's him saying, "Don't do this to Dylan." - American Vandal 00:09
Yeah. That's him saying, "Don't do this to Dy...
S01 • E04 -I'm just trying to find the truth. -The truth is I was at Lucas' house. - American Vandal 00:06
-I'm just trying to find the truth. -The truth is I was...
S01 • E03 [Peter] So, you guys know how Ms. Shapiro said that her tires were slashed? - American Vandal 00:05
[Peter] So, you guys know how Ms. Shapiro said that her tire...
S01 • E05 If you have a vendetta against someone, and a limited amount of time, - American Vandal 00:08
If you have a vendetta against someone, and a limited amount...
S01 • E03 Well, this invoice right here proves that it was from a nail, not a slash. - American Vandal 00:07
Well, this invoice right here proves that it was from a nail...
S01 • E08 [Sam] Do you think what he said could be inappropriate conduct with a student? - American Vandal 00:05
[Sam] Do you think what he said could be inappropriate condu...
S01 • E05 Is it possible the first vehicle hit could be the vandal's target? - American Vandal 00:06
Is it possible the first vehicle hit could be the vandal...
S01 • E04 I would do anything for her. But I wouldn't... - American Vandal 00:06
I would do anything for her. But I wouldn't...
S01 • E01 [Dylan] Like, at first, I didn't... I mean, I didn't even think - American Vandal 00:06
[Dylan] Like, at first, I didn't... I mean, I didn...
S01 • E05 By identifying the car with splatter, we'll hopefully identify the true victim, - American Vandal 00:10
By identifying the car with splatter, we'll hopefully i...