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American Vandal

You tell us the rules,we'll play by the rules, and Cooper, he

You tell us the rules,
we'll play by the rules, and Cooper, he

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You tell us the rules, we'll play by the rules, and Cooper, he...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:45
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,CBS Studios,Funny or Die,One Man Canoe,Woodhead Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.
S01 • E04 Apparently, school policy is, once you're gone - American Vandal 00:07
Apparently, school policy is, once you're gone
S01 • E06 [chuckles] I said a lot of things that... I regret. - American Vandal 00:06
[chuckles] I said a lot of things that... I regret.
S01 • E02 -Each Y is, like, more wanting the D. -Wow. - American Vandal 00:06
-Each Y is, like, more wanting the D. -Wow.
S01 • E01 [mimics spray can hissing] - American Vandal 00:06
[mimics spray can hissing]
S01 • E05 Mr. Baxter, where were you on March 15th, - American Vandal 00:08
Mr. Baxter, where were you on March 15th,
S01 • E07 And finally, number one, who's hot not only because she's hot - American Vandal 00:10
And finally, number one, who's hot not only because she...
S01 • E02 [Peter] Ultimately, we all agreed - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] Ultimately, we all agreed
S01 • E04 [Peter] But the football team got their payback earlier this year - American Vandal 00:09
[Peter] But the football team got their payback earlier thi...
S01 • E06 -for my documentary to get you in trouble. -No, it's awesome. Congratulations. Great. - American Vandal 00:06
-for my documentary to get you in trouble. -No, it's aw...
S01 • E05 Okay, okay. I was running the slide show during the faculty meeting. - American Vandal 00:08
Okay, okay. I was running the slide show during the faculty ...
S01 • E03 [Cooper] No, dude, Dylan was doomed - American Vandal 00:05
[Cooper] No, dude, Dylan was doomed
S01 • E06 And, you know, and now that-- Hey, now that people are watching, I-- - American Vandal 00:06
And, you know, and now that-- Hey, now that people are watch...
S01 • E04 [whistle blows] - American Vandal 00:13
[whistle blows]
S01 • E07 And also your mother... Mrs. Maldonado. - American Vandal 00:05
And also your mother... Mrs. Maldonado.
S01 • E03 Last name's Maxwell. Shapiros hate Maxwells. - American Vandal 00:06
Last name's Maxwell. Shapiros hate Maxwells.
S01 • E08 [Peter] While he was expelled, - American Vandal 00:07
[Peter] While he was expelled,
S01 • E05 And even if he is lying, - American Vandal 00:06
And even if he is lying,
S01 • E02 So, is it possible that Alex isn't lying? - American Vandal 00:05
So, is it possible that Alex isn't lying?
S01 • E01 So, would you say he was frantic about it, - American Vandal 00:06
So, would you say he was frantic about it,
S01 • E06 I don't wanna do it-- Be a history teacher. [chuckles] - American Vandal 00:05
I don't wanna do it-- Be a history teacher. [chuckles]