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American Wedding

Son, step away from the animal

Jim's Dad:Son, step away from the animal

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Back away from the animal
Available in 7 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
252
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:45
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Loumolo & Co.,Universal Pictures,LivePlanet,Zide-Perry Productions

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Movie Summary

It's the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister.
Shit I got a frosted ass crack Hey FinchYou want this for here or to goA witty saying proves nothing VoltaireSuck my dick Ron Jeremy - American Wedding 00:15
Shit I got a frosted ass crack Hey FinchYou want this for...
Wait hold on Jim's getting married isn't heHoly fucking shit This is majorDo you have the slightest idea how important this isWe get to have a bachelor party YesWe celebrate the death of Jim with a party in his honorChicks and boobs Tits and assTitties ta - American Wedding 00:27
Wait hold on Jim's getting married isn't heHoly...
She's gonna wanna dance Fred Astaire kind of shit - American Wedding 00:09
She's gonna wanna dance Fred Astaire kind of shit
We'll find a wonderful one somewhere, I promise. - American Wedding 00:07
We'll find a wonderful one somewhere, I promise.
Is everything okay here? - American Wedding 00:23
Is everything okay here?
See, I was saying that soon we could talk. - American Wedding 00:32
See, I was saying that soon we could talk.
It's time for me to boom boom with the bridesmaids Finchfucker'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang outAnd I'm gonna rock out with my cock out - American Wedding 00:13
It's time for me to boom boom with the bridesmaids...
JIM All right StiflerThis is a little difficult to explainLook you're okay You're okayI mean I like youYeah greatYou can blow me after practice I'm working dudeYELLINGCome on Work it HustleSee my mom didn't know thatPush it Move it Come onThere was a - American Wedding 01:21
JIM All right StiflerThis is a little difficult to...
Are you saying I'm impolite or somethingImpolite would be an improvement - American Wedding 00:05
Are you saying I'm impolite or somethingImpolite would...
Hey Finch what's the capital of ThailandBang cock - American Wedding 00:07
Hey Finch what's the capital of ThailandBang cock
Let's get this dress shit over with - American Wedding 00:08
Let's get this dress shit over with
STIFLER: Let's get this dress shit over with. - American Wedding 00:38
STIFLER: Let's get this dress shit over with.
Now Jim let me handle this These are my peopleThey're gayNo you bleeding imbecilethey have style They're cultured They're sophisticatedSo they're gay - American Wedding 00:14
Now Jim let me handle this These are my peopleThey're...
All right, she said she'd probably be at one of these bars here on Halstead. - American Wedding 00:10
All right, she said she'd probably be at one of these...
Hey there, sweet little thing. - American Wedding 00:59
Hey there, sweet little thing.
Hey. Any luck? Not so much. All right, let's... - American Wedding 00:07
Hey. Any luck? Not so much. All right, let's...
This is Bear. - American Wedding 00:41
This is Bear.
Without a doubt. - American Wedding 00:14
Without a doubt.
(SONG CHANGES) - American Wedding 00:14
(SONG CHANGES)
Bitch! - American Wedding 00:05
Bitch!