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Now if you'll excuse me I have some shit to attend to
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American Wedding

If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to

Steve Stifler:
If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to

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Now if you'll excuse me I have some shit to attend to
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
436
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:49
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Loumolo & Co.,Universal Pictures,LivePlanet,Zide-Perry Productions

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Movie Summary

It's the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister.

Actors

Seann William Scott
Steve Stifler
Seann William Scott
Thanks, assholes. - American Wedding 00:46
Thanks, assholes.
See that, Shitbreak? - American Wedding 00:59
See that, Shitbreak?
It's gonna be like You like this shit mommaShe's gonna be like Fucking right doggy Give it to meSuck on my nipples like you're milking a cow - American Wedding 00:09
It's gonna be like You like this shit mommaShe's...
You been here long? - American Wedding 00:07
You been here long?
Yeah... Cadence, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce you to the real Steve Stifler. Hi. Pumpkin. - American Wedding 00:18
Yeah... Cadence, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce you...
You are quite the gentleman, Stifler. - American Wedding 00:48
You are quite the gentleman, Stifler.
There is no way to remake all these in time, is there? - American Wedding 00:24
There is no way to remake all these in time, is there?
Those flowers look hideous. - American Wedding 00:19
Those flowers look hideous.
Maybe you should just leave, Stifler. - American Wedding 00:11
Maybe you should just leave, Stifler.
STIFLER: Fuckers! - American Wedding 00:12
STIFLER: Fuckers!
Hey flower fuckers you there - American Wedding 00:04
Hey flower fuckers you there
Hey, flower fuckers, you there? - American Wedding 00:08
Hey, flower fuckers, you there?
Hello Are you awakeShit Come on Come on Anybody awakeOhAre you Ms ZyskowskiWho are youI'm the guy who just killed all the flowersfor the Levenstein Band Geek weddingWhatYeah I'm that guyNow what I need you to dois drag your ass down to your little - American Wedding 01:09
Hello Are you awakeShit Come on Come on Anybody awakeOhAre...
STIFLER: Come on. - American Wedding 00:23
STIFLER: Come on.
Good, Connor. - American Wedding 00:41
Good, Connor.
Hey party guy having a good time Can I get you a gin and tonicHold on a second Hello Okay It's for youIt's get to work fucker - American Wedding 00:12
Hey party guy having a good time Can I get you a gin and...
Holy shit. - American Wedding 00:11
Holy shit.
You're an asshole. - American Wedding 00:47
You're an asshole.
Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl, and meant it. - American Wedding 00:28
Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl, and meant it.
Dick I fucking hate not hating youI did fuck your momTwiceThat's better fucker - American Wedding 00:18
Dick I fucking hate not hating youI did fuck your...