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Love life get paid and then get laidThat is the basic philosophy of the Finchmeister
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American Wedding

Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!

Paul Finch:
Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!

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Love life get paid and then get laid
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That is the basic philosophy of the Finchmeister
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
835
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:36
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Loumolo & Co.,Universal Pictures,LivePlanet,Zide-Perry Productions

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Movie Summary

It's the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister.

Actors

Eddie Kaye Thomas
Paul Finch
Eddie Kaye Thomas
January Jones
Cadence Flaherty
January Jones
It's on like Donkey Kong bitch - American Wedding 00:05
It's on like Donkey Kong bitch
You hooked up with one other girl for what 10 secondsNot to mention you passed on Nadia Dumbest fucking thing everYou're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno - American Wedding 00:12
You hooked up with one other girl for what 10 secondsNot to...
Honestly now would you have passed up sex with NadiaWhy Did she say somethingHypothetically DadHypothetically Wellyou know Jim I'm a married manIf you weren't marriedShe's a college girlIf you were a college guyIn a heartbeat Oh yeah Mmm hmm - American Wedding 00:24
Honestly now would you have passed up sex with NadiaWhy Did...
He's not here. - American Wedding 00:06
He's not here.
Hoo Fuckin' right - American Wedding 00:07
Hoo Fuckin' right
Whoo! Fucking right! So, you like my pants, Stiffy? Whatever, dude. As long as the girls are worth i - American Wedding 00:39
Whoo! Fucking right! So, you like my pants, Stiffy?...
They're worth it Oh and if you've got some good wine too that'll score some points for you - American Wedding 00:06
They're worth it Oh and if you've got some good...
Hey, listen, I think we both know that Officer Krystal and me have this, you know... - American Wedding 00:10
Hey, listen, I think we both know that Officer Krystal and...
No one has ever slapped my ass like that. - American Wedding 00:09
No one has ever slapped my ass like that.
No one has ever slapped my ass like that. - American Wedding 00:26
No one has ever slapped my ass like that.
I'm a master of the Tantric art. - American Wedding 00:14
I'm a master of the Tantric art.
You, you look cute. - American Wedding 00:57
You, you look cute.
Stiffy how slimming is thisWhat the fuck Buffalo BillWhat The pink too muchIt puts the dress in the drawer and does as it's toldOh dude now that's fucked upThat's fucked up - American Wedding 00:20
Stiffy how slimming is thisWhat the fuck Buffalo BillWhat...
I used to have this pet bass. - American Wedding 00:42
I used to have this pet bass.
You don't worry about him. - American Wedding 00:14
You don't worry about him.
Stifler, why in the world are you focused on me? - American Wedding 00:21
Stifler, why in the world are you focused on me?
Ah! Look at you, you pathetic little weasel. Can't I just watch? Look, you don't have to do anything - American Wedding 00:37
Ah! Look at you, you pathetic little weasel. Can't I...
Holy shit! - American Wedding 00:30
Holy shit!
What? Pink roses. JIM: Pink roses. They're nice, aren't they? Yes, artificial. Nice try. I almost go - American Wedding 00:36
What? Pink roses. JIM: Pink roses. They're nice,...
Tall Oaks. - American Wedding 00:47
Tall Oaks.