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JIM All right StiflerThis is a little difficult to explainLook you're okay You're okayI mean I like youYeah greatYou can blow me after practice I'm working dudeYELLINGCome on Work it HustleSee my mom

American Wedding

I can dance

American Wedding • 2003

Jim:Alright, Stifler. Um, this... this is a little, uh, difficult to explain. Look, you're... You're okay. You're okay. I... I... I mean, uh... I mean, I like you.Steve Stifler:Yeah, great. You can blow me after practice. I'm working, dude.Jim:Well, dude.Steve Stifler: Come on. Work it! Hustle!Jim:See my mom didn't know that there was a misunderstanding.Steve Stifler:Push it! Move it! Come on!Jim:You're not invited!Steve Stifler:Hold!Steve Stifler:Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? I've been looking out for your sex life since high school.Jim:You what?Steve Stifler:Ohhhh! Ohh! The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying. The Stif-man showed him the way. Can I get a 'Hallelujah'?Football Team:Hallelujah, Stifler!Steve Stifler:But, my fuckers, this mofo right here does not want the Stifmeister, the grand fucking facilitator to attend the wedding. Who sucks donkey dick?Football Team: Jim sucks donkey dick!Jim:The answer is no. Okay? I'm sorry!Steve Stifler:I can dance.Jim:What?Steve Stifler:I can dance

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JIM All right Stifler

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This is a little difficult to explain

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Look you're okay You're okay

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I mean I like you

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Yeah great

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You can blow me after practice I'm working dude

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YELLING

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Come on Work it Hustle

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See my mom didn't know that

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Push it Move it Come on

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There was a misunderstanding

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You're not invited

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Hold

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Dude how the hell do you even think you're getting married

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I've been looking out for your sex life since high school

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You what Oh Oh

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LAUGHS

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The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me

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The first girl he ever hooked up with

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was at my party at my cottage

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That girl's the girl he's marrying

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The Stiffman showed him the way

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Can I get a hallelujah

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Hallelujah Stifler

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But my fuckers

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this mofo right here does not want the Stifmeister

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the Grand fucking Facilitator to attend the wedding

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Who sucks donkey dick

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Jim sucks donkey dick

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The answer's no okay I'm sorry

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The answer's no

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I can dance

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What

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I can dance

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حسنا ستفلــر

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أنه لقلة من الصعــوبة لأشرح

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أنظر أنت أنت بخير

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أنت بخير أعني أعني أني أحبــك

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نعم عظيم بأمكانك أن تنفخـــني بعد التمريــن

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أنا أتمرن يا رجـــل حسنا رجل

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تعـــال شغلهــا أدفـــع بقوه

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أتعلم بأن أمي لا تدري بوجود سوء فهــم أدفعها حركها

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أنت غيــر مدعــو توقفوا

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يا رجل بحق الجحيم كيف تفكر بأن تتزوج ـ

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أن أعتني بحياتك الجنسية منذ المدرسة الثانوية ما أنت

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الثدي الأول الذي را ه هذا الرجل

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كان بسبي

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البنت الوحيدة التي ألتحم بها

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كانت في حفلتي في بيتي الصغير

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تلك البنت هي التي سيتزو جها

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ستف الرجل أطلعه علي الطريق

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هل أستحق كلمة شكرا شكرا ستيفلر

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لكن يا رجالي

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هذا اللعين هنا الأن لأنه لا يريد السيد ستيف

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المسه ل الداعر الكبير لحضور الزفاف

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من يمص عضو الحمار جيــم يمص عضو الحمار

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جيــم يمص عضو الحمار الجواب لا وهو كذلــك أنا آسف

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الجواب لا أن أستطيع أن أرقص

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ماذا أنا أستطيع أن أرقص

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جيــم يمص عضو الحمار جيــم يمص عضو الحمار

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Très bien Stifler

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C'est un peu difficile à expliquer

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Écoute t'es pas mauvais

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T'es pas mauvais Je veux dire je t'aime bien

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Oui super Tu peux m'en faire une après l'entraînement

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Je travaille mec Eh bien

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Allez Travaillez Foncez Tu vois ma mère ne savait pas

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Poussez le Bougez le Qu'il y avait malentendu

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Tu n'es pas invité Arrêtez

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Vieux comment penses tu une seconde que tu vas te marier

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Je veille à ta vie sexuelle depuis le lycée

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Tu fais quoi

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Les tout premiers nichons que ce gars a vus c'était grâce à moi

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La première fille avec qui il s'est branché

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était à ma fête dans mon cottage

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Cette fille est la fille qu'il épouse

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Le Stif man lui a montré le chemin

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Puis je avoir un alléluia Alléluia Stifler

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Mais mes enfoirés

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cet enfoiré ici ne veut pas que maître Stifler

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le grand putain d'entremetteur vienne au mariage

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Qui suce la bite de l'âne Jim suce la bite de l'âne

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Jim suce la bite de l'âne La réponse est non D'accord Désolé

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La réponse est non Je sais danser

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Quoi Je sais danser

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Also Stifler

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Das ist ein bißchen schwer zu erklären

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Das sieht gut aus

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Ich meine ich mag dich Ja Wahnsinn

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Du kannst mir nach dem Training einen blasen Ich arbeite Alter

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Kommt schon gebt alles Meine Mom wußte nicht daß

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Druck Leute Bewegung Das war ein Riesenmißverständnis

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Du bist nicht eingeladen Und Halt

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Alter was glaubst du eigentlich warum du heiratest

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Ich kümmere mich seit Jahren um dein Sexleben

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Du machst was

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Die ersten Titten die der Typ je gesehen hat verdankt er mir

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Das erste Mal daß er eine Braut gewuppt hat

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war auf meiner Party In meiner Hütte

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Und das Mädchen heiratet er Stiffmeister zeigte ihm den Weg

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Kriege ich ein Halleluja Halleluja Stifler

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Aber meine Scheißer

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diese Pißbacke will nicht daß der mächtige Stiffmeister

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der große Verkuppler auf seiner Hochzeit dabei ist

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Wer treibt es mit Eseln Jim treibt es mit Eseln

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Die Antwort lautet nein Es tut mir leid

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Ich kann tanzen Was

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Ich kann tanzen

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Baiklah Stifler

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Agak susah nak jelaskan ni

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Kau tak apa apa

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Aku sukakan kau

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Usah bergantung pada aku untuk latihan

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Aku tengah kerja

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Marilah kerja

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Kau tak dijemput

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Kau fikir kau nak kahwin

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Sejak kau ada di sekolah menengah aku dah meninjau kehidupan seks kau

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Kali pertama dia nampak buah dada

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Dia kenal perempuan disebabkan aku

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Dalam sesuatu parti di rumahku

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Aku yang ajar dia jalan

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Boleh tak sebutkan hallelujah

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Sekarang tak nak jemput aku pula

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Siapa menghirup anjing Jim menghirup anjing

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Jim menghirup anjing Tak boleh maaf

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Jawapan ia tidak aku boleh menari

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Apa ni aku boleh menari

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Како мислиш да се жениш без мене

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Јас водам сметка за твојот сексуален живот уште од средно

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Првите цицки кој ги видел овој човек некогаш беа благодарејќи на мене

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Првата девојка со која бил беше на мојата журка на мојот кревет

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Тоа е девојката со која се жени

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Штифлер му го покажа патот

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Може да добијам Алелуја

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Овој овде не сака Штифмајстор да присуствува на неговата венчавка

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Одговорот е не Во ред

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Извини

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Танц

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Што

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Јас знам да танцувам

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Што е ова Фокстрот

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Престани да ме гледаш во очи

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Како го знаеш ова Како го научи

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Мајка ми ме носеше на часови три години Ја мразев

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Не добар си Можеби би можел сега на балет или нешто слично

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Еби се сељаку

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Не се зебавај со мене

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За тоа ти зборувам Стивен Не можеш така да се однесуваш

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Yo he visto por nuestras vidas sexuales desde secundaria

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Tú hiciste qué

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La primer chica que este tipo vió fue por mi

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La primer chica con la que se metió fue en mi fiesta en mi cabaña

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Esa chica es con la que se va a casar El Stifler le mostró el camino

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Puedo escuchar un alleluya ALLELUYA STIFLER

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Pero mis pendejos

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este hijo de puta no quiere que yo el gran proveedor de sexo vaya a su boda

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Quién mama pito de burro JIM MAMA PITO DE BURRO

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La respuesta es No JIM MAMA PITO DE BURRO

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Yo lo siento la respuesta es no JIM MAMA PITO DE BURRO

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Baile Qué

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Yo sé bailar

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Cinco seis siete ocho

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Qué es esto exáctamente Giro de caja a la izquierda

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Ojos deja de mirarme a los ojos Lo siento lo siento

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Cómo sabes esto cómo sabes hacerlo

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Mi madre me llevó por 3 putos años Si

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Si lo odiaba No eres muy bueno

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Deberías aprender Ballet o algo asi Cara de culo

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Qué parte de besame el trasero es la que no entiendes

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Es exactamente de lo que hablo Steve no puedes comportarte asi

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Duration

81 seconds

Views

373

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:40

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

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Movie Summary

It's the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister.

Actors

Steve Stifler

Seann William Scott