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Guys what are you doing Where's Jim's grandmaThe old bitch sucked We had to ditch her
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American Wedding

The old bitch sucked, so we ditched her

Kevin Myers:
Guys, what are you doing here?John:The old bitch sucked, so we ditched her

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Guys what are you doing Where's Jim's grandma
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The old bitch sucked We had to ditch her
Available in 5 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
632
Timestamp in Movie
01:29:34
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Loumolo & Co.,Universal Pictures,LivePlanet,Zide-Perry Productions

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Movie Summary

It's the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister.

Actors

Thomas Ian Nicholas
Kevin Myers
Thomas Ian Nicholas
John Cho
John
John Cho
(GUESTS EXCLAIM SOFTLY) - American Wedding 00:08
(GUESTS EXCLAIM SOFTLY)
You're a hero. - American Wedding 00:17
You're a hero.
I couldn't be happier. - American Wedding 00:13
I couldn't be happier.
What made Grandma come around? - American Wedding 00:08
What made Grandma come around?
Grandmotherfucker. - American Wedding 00:26
Grandmotherfucker.
Grandmotherfucker - American Wedding 00:11
Grandmotherfucker
Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realized something. - American Wedding 00:32
Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel...
James Emanuel Levenstein and Michelle Annabeth Flaherty, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. - American Wedding 00:12
James Emanuel Levenstein and Michelle Annabeth Flaherty, I...
MAN: Let's all welcome Mr. - American Wedding 00:12
MAN: Let's all welcome Mr.
I taught him that. - American Wedding 00:08
I taught him that.
Well, it seems like everything worked out. - American Wedding 00:25
Well, it seems like everything worked out.
Hey, tough guy. - American Wedding 00:43
Hey, tough guy.
You gotta know that I'm over you nowAnd I'm over youBut as they say we will always have ParisAnd the pool tableAnd the carAnd the two room suite I have upstairs - American Wedding 00:14
You gotta know that I'm over you nowAnd I'm over...
But as they say we will always have ParisAnd the pool tableAnd the carAnd the two room suite I have upstairs - American Wedding 00:10
But as they say we will always have ParisAnd the pool...
This turned out better than I could ever imagine. - American Wedding 00:19
This turned out better than I could ever imagine.
How did a little perv like you turn into such a great guyHow did a little nympho like you turn into such a great girlI'm still a nymphoI'm still a perv - American Wedding 00:12
How did a little perv like you turn into such a great guyHow...
You know, Michelle, to quote someone I've learned quite a bit from, I think you and I are "a perfectly natural, normal thing." Perfectly natural. - American Wedding 00:17
You know, Michelle, to quote someone I've learned quite...
That's her. - American Wedding 00:19
That's her.
No way, bro. - American Wedding 00:27
No way, bro.
Hey you're not finished yet are you FinchyNo ma'am Just getting started - American Wedding 00:09
Hey you're not finished yet are you FinchyNo ma'am...