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"America's Sweethearts" quotes

America's Sweethearts poster
A movie publicist deals with the messy public split of his movie's co-stars while keeping reporters at bay while a reclusive director holds the film's print hostage.

Director: Joe Roth
Writer: Billy Crystal, Peter Tolan
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $93,607,673
Released: 20 Jul 2001
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations
Nazi bastard - America's Sweethearts 00:04 Nazi bastard I've been so worried about you Have you been - America's Sweethearts 00:53 I've been so worried about you Have you been You young lady are nobody without Eddie - America's Sweethearts 00:16 You young lady are nobody without Eddie Are you comfortable speaking about Gwen - America's Sweethearts 00:10 Are you comfortable speaking about Gwen I hate Larry King Why did I do his stupid show - America's Sweethearts 00:27 I hate Larry King Why did I do his stupid show It's him On the phone - America's Sweethearts 00:15 It's him On the phone Is Kiki here though - America's Sweethearts 00:11 Is Kiki here though Good morning - America's Sweethearts 00:21 Good morning Maybe you want to take a swing at me - America's Sweethearts 00:13 Maybe you want to take a swing at me Is this a scene from their new movie Time Over Time - America's Sweethearts 00:17 Is this a scene from their new movie Time Over Time Come on - America's Sweethearts 00:38 Come on Confront her Get it over with She fell in love with another guy - America's Sweethearts 00:08 Confront her Get it over with She fell in love with another... It's not fair All this pressure on me and none whatsoever on Eddie - America's Sweethearts 00:09 It's not fair All this pressure on me and none... I love you I'd do anything for you You're just asking an awful lot - America's Sweethearts 00:17 I love you I'd do anything for you You're just... How will you get Eddie and Gwen there Don't worry I know somebody - America's Sweethearts 00:06 How will you get Eddie and Gwen there Don't worry I... I'm just confused I mean you did actually fire me last week so why am I here - America's Sweethearts 00:24 I'm just confused I mean you did actually fire me last... Read from the top line Sasha - America's Sweethearts 00:06 Read from the top line Sasha I followed them and I saw him pouring the soup and smiling - America's Sweethearts 01:00 I followed them and I saw him pouring the soup and smiling I'll kick your ass Understand that - America's Sweethearts 00:14 I'll kick your ass Understand that Is that your foot Sorry - America's Sweethearts 00:07 Is that your foot Sorry This is Kishtonga root - America's Sweethearts 00:04 This is Kishtonga root I can't do this - America's Sweethearts 00:19 I can't do this Talk to your sister You're the only one she'll pretend to listen to - America's Sweethearts 00:10 Talk to your sister You're the only one she'll... It was on the news Lee He was outside my cottage doing something not good - America's Sweethearts 00:13 It was on the news Lee He was outside my cottage doing... Everyone wants a piece of me My therapist's out of the country - America's Sweethearts 00:11 Everyone wants a piece of me My therapist's out of the... I think you're doing pretty well huh - America's Sweethearts 00:13 I think you're doing pretty well huh And those glasses Who wears frames that big anymore - America's Sweethearts 00:08 And those glasses Who wears frames that big anymore I go where Gwen goes I'm with Gwen now We're a couple - America's Sweethearts 00:08 I go where Gwen goes I'm with Gwen now We're a... Felix this is Oscar The monkey is in day care Repeat monkey is in day care - America's Sweethearts 00:06 Felix this is Oscar The monkey is in day care Repeat monkey... Eddie's really good - America's Sweethearts 00:10 Eddie's really good You probably read in People I was on Zoloft but this is holistic - America's Sweethearts 00:06 You probably read in People I was on Zoloft but this is... I'm on pain medication - America's Sweethearts 00:23 I'm on pain medication Oh Eddie I'm sorry I'm so sorry - America's Sweethearts 00:18 Oh Eddie I'm sorry I'm so sorry Pussy boy will go splat - America's Sweethearts 00:03 Pussy boy will go splat People have no idea what it's like being me - America's Sweethearts 00:07 People have no idea what it's like being me Are you okay - America's Sweethearts 00:37 Are you okay I have to say you have completely outdone yourself - America's Sweethearts 00:45 I have to say you have completely outdone yourself Hello Hey Gwen it's Lee - America's Sweethearts 00:28 Hello Hey Gwen it's Lee If you won't do it for me do it for my father - America's Sweethearts 00:18 If you won't do it for me do it for my father Hi I'm Lee Phillips press agent for Time Over Time - America's Sweethearts 00:19 Hi I'm Lee Phillips press agent for Time Over Time I am just tired of making excuses - America's Sweethearts 00:51 I am just tired of making excuses How are you Hal here yet No - America's Sweethearts 00:12 How are you Hal here yet No I slept with him - America's Sweethearts 00:12 I slept with him That's a nice necklace - America's Sweethearts 00:17 That's a nice necklace You know the expression falling off the wagon This is it - America's Sweethearts 00:16 You know the expression falling off the wagon This is it Are you seeing anybody Excuse me - America's Sweethearts 00:22 Are you seeing anybody Excuse me What was that Another stupid thing - America's Sweethearts 00:05 What was that Another stupid thing What are you thinking right now - America's Sweethearts 00:13 What are you thinking right now Let's go to phone calls on Larry King Live - America's Sweethearts 00:39 Let's go to phone calls on Larry King Live Did you cut this yourself No Chad in marketing - America's Sweethearts 00:11 Did you cut this yourself No Chad in marketing This is good Hit him - America's Sweethearts 00:06 This is good Hit him You need to go to this junket - America's Sweethearts 00:35 You need to go to this junket Just smile and shut up - America's Sweethearts 00:04 Just smile and shut up Eddie Are you okay - America's Sweethearts 00:08 Eddie Are you okay No one hates you - America's Sweethearts 00:17 No one hates you He'll be a pussy pancake - America's Sweethearts 00:03 He'll be a pussy pancake Are they out of butter How can you run out - America's Sweethearts 00:14 Are they out of butter How can you run out I'm sorry I didn't call you - America's Sweethearts 00:04 I'm sorry I didn't call you I smell smoke Is somebody smoking - America's Sweethearts 00:13 I smell smoke Is somebody smoking I'm not invited to the junket I'm sorry it's the studio's decision - America's Sweethearts 00:05 I'm not invited to the junket I'm sorry it's... Can I just say something please - America's Sweethearts 00:13 Can I just say something please He'll get through this okay right - America's Sweethearts 00:13 He'll get through this okay right We did Don't you love me - America's Sweethearts 00:22 We did Don't you love me You're funny How do you live with him Gwen - America's Sweethearts 00:10 You're funny How do you live with him Gwen How can you love somebody and not like them at the same time Seems strange - America's Sweethearts 00:07 How can you love somebody and not like them at the same time... I blew it - America's Sweethearts 00:28 I blew it Ladies and gentlemen here they are Eddie and Gwen together again - America's Sweethearts 00:12 Ladies and gentlemen here they are Eddie and Gwen together... Of course I'm sorry Eddie is not demented - America's Sweethearts 00:13 Of course I'm sorry Eddie is not demented I'm grateful for you - America's Sweethearts 00:17 I'm grateful for you Your dog just swallowed your window washer - America's Sweethearts 00:14 Your dog just swallowed your window washer I want to be honest with you Before I came down from the room - America's Sweethearts 00:11 I want to be honest with you Before I came down from the... Your pillow's better than mine - America's Sweethearts 00:04 Your pillow's better than mine That's fascinating Not technically - America's Sweethearts 00:58 That's fascinating Not technically Kiki Hold on I wanna talk - America's Sweethearts 00:57 Kiki Hold on I wanna talk Siegfried and Roy left the building heading for the pool - America's Sweethearts 00:11 Siegfried and Roy left the building heading for the pool I really want to play a character like the Terminator - America's Sweethearts 00:49 I really want to play a character like the Terminator You're the devil - America's Sweethearts 00:03 You're the devil I tell you he's hot - America's Sweethearts 00:28 I tell you he's hot Is that pussy boy - America's Sweethearts 00:14 Is that pussy boy

Cast

Kiki Harrison - Julia Roberts
Lee Phillips - Billy Crystal
Gwen Harrison - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Eddie Thomas - John Cusack
Hector - Hank Azaria