"America's Sweethearts" quotes
A movie publicist deals with the messy public split of his movie's co-stars while keeping reporters at bay while a reclusive director holds the film's print hostage.
Director: Joe Roth
Writer: Billy Crystal, Peter Tolan
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $93,607,673
Released: 20 Jul 2001
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations
103 Clips
00:04 Nazi bastard
00:53 I've been so worried about you Have you been
00:16 You young lady are nobody without Eddie
00:10 Are you comfortable speaking about Gwen
00:27 I hate Larry King Why did I do his stupid show
00:15 It's him On the phone
00:11 Is Kiki here though
00:21 Good morning
00:13 Maybe you want to take a swing at me
00:17 Is this a scene from their new movie Time Over Time
00:38 Come on
00:08 Confront her Get it over with She fell in love with another...
00:09 It's not fair All this pressure on me and none...
00:17 I love you I'd do anything for you You're just...
00:06 How will you get Eddie and Gwen there Don't worry I...
00:24 I'm just confused I mean you did actually fire me last...
00:06 Read from the top line Sasha
01:00 I followed them and I saw him pouring the soup and smiling
00:14 I'll kick your ass Understand that
00:07 Is that your foot Sorry
00:04 This is Kishtonga root
00:19 I can't do this
00:10 Talk to your sister You're the only one she'll...
00:13 It was on the news Lee He was outside my cottage doing...
00:11 Everyone wants a piece of me My therapist's out of the...
00:13 I think you're doing pretty well huh
00:08 And those glasses Who wears frames that big anymore
00:08 I go where Gwen goes I'm with Gwen now We're a...
00:06 Felix this is Oscar The monkey is in day care Repeat monkey...
00:10 Eddie's really good
00:06 You probably read in People I was on Zoloft but this is...
00:23 I'm on pain medication
00:18 Oh Eddie I'm sorry I'm so sorry
00:03 Pussy boy will go splat
00:07 People have no idea what it's like being me
00:37 Are you okay
00:45 I have to say you have completely outdone yourself
00:28 Hello Hey Gwen it's Lee
00:18 If you won't do it for me do it for my father
00:19 Hi I'm Lee Phillips press agent for Time Over Time
00:51 I am just tired of making excuses
00:12 How are you Hal here yet No
00:12 I slept with him
00:17 That's a nice necklace
00:16 You know the expression falling off the wagon This is it
00:22 Are you seeing anybody Excuse me
00:05 What was that Another stupid thing
00:13 What are you thinking right now
00:39 Let's go to phone calls on Larry King Live
00:11 Did you cut this yourself No Chad in marketing
00:06 This is good Hit him
00:35 You need to go to this junket
00:04 Just smile and shut up
00:08 Eddie Are you okay
00:17 No one hates you
00:03 He'll be a pussy pancake
00:14 Are they out of butter How can you run out
00:04 I'm sorry I didn't call you
00:13 I smell smoke Is somebody smoking
00:05 I'm not invited to the junket I'm sorry it's...
00:13 Can I just say something please
00:13 He'll get through this okay right
00:22 We did Don't you love me
00:10 You're funny How do you live with him Gwen
00:07 How can you love somebody and not like them at the same time...
00:28 I blew it
00:12 Ladies and gentlemen here they are Eddie and Gwen together...
00:13 Of course I'm sorry Eddie is not demented
00:17 I'm grateful for you
00:14 Your dog just swallowed your window washer
00:11 I want to be honest with you Before I came down from the...
00:04 Your pillow's better than mine
00:58 That's fascinating Not technically
00:57 Kiki Hold on I wanna talk
00:11 Siegfried and Roy left the building heading for the pool
00:49 I really want to play a character like the Terminator
00:03 You're the devil
00:28 I tell you he's hot
00:14 Is that pussy boy
Cast
Kiki Harrison - Julia Roberts
Lee Phillips - Billy Crystal
Gwen Harrison - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Eddie Thomas - John Cusack
Hector - Hank Azaria