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You can't cut pizza with a chainsaw, man
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Amityville Ripper

You can't cut pizzawith a chainsaw, man

You can't cut pizza
with a chainsaw, man

Full Transcript

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You can't cut pizza with a chainsaw, man.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
67
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:59
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
SRS Cinema

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Movie Summary

Two legends meet, and a small town will pay the price.
And you can't cut pizza with a chainsaw. - Amityville Ripper 00:06
And you can't cut pizza with a chainsaw.
Listen here, old chap, this chainsaw ain't for the pizza. - Amityville Ripper 00:06
Listen here, old chap, this chainsaw ain't for the pizz...
Well, I guess that pizza was half off. - Amityville Ripper 00:05
Well, I guess that pizza was half off.
Guys, we like totally have to call the police. - Amityville Ripper 00:06
Guys, we like totally have to call the police.
But it's not like we can just call them - Amityville Ripper 00:08
But it's not like we can just call them
If your emergency related to ongoing reports of UFOs, - Amityville Ripper 00:05
If your emergency related to ongoing reports of UFOs,
Yeah, I got these, these kids and they're partying - Amityville Ripper 00:11
Yeah, I got these, these kids and they're partying
I say, I think we should just stay in here and lock the door - Amityville Ripper 00:06
I say, I think we should just stay in here and lock the door
That sounds nothing like something that I would say. - Amityville Ripper 00:07
That sounds nothing like something that I would say.
I actually do not think that we should do that. - Amityville Ripper 00:06
I actually do not think that we should do that.
We're on page 62 and none of you are dead yet. - Amityville Ripper 00:06
We're on page 62 and none of you are dead yet.
This script sucks and you, Mr. Director, - Amityville Ripper 00:09
This script sucks and you, Mr. Director,
You know, I didn't fucking even read the goddamn script. - Amityville Ripper 00:07
You know, I didn't fucking even read the goddamn script...
Everyone is all over the town investigating these UFO calls. - Amityville Ripper 00:05
Everyone is all over the town investigating these UFO calls.
Well, I'm telling you, you guys are gonna be very sorry - Amityville Ripper 00:08
Well, I'm telling you, you guys are gonna be very sorry
But first I gotta put these bad boys in sport mode. - Amityville Ripper 00:06
But first I gotta put these bad boys in sport mode.
There's, there's a killer on the loose. - Amityville Ripper 00:05
There's, there's a killer on the loose.
I'm gonna go around and try to get in the back. - Amityville Ripper 00:05
I'm gonna go around and try to get in the back.
Okay, well if she's not worried about that, - Amityville Ripper 00:06
Okay, well if she's not worried about that,
If I remember the script correctly, - Amityville Ripper 00:05
If I remember the script correctly,