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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

And her husband shot someone. Now, stay with me!

And her husband shot someone. Now, stay with me!

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And her husband
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shot someone. Now, stay with me!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:01
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
And, uh, married people, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And, uh, married people,
Eat tomorrow. That'll be a big day for us. You know?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Eat tomorrow. That'll be a big day for us. You know?&qu...
"That was fun. We have to remember we like doing that." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:13
"That was fun. We have to remember we like doing that.&...
He always turns the lights on - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He always turns the lights on
Finally, he's like, "Why are you so shy? I love your body. All your scars." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Finally, he's like, "Why are you so shy? I love yo...
And I was like, "Oh." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And I was like, "Oh."
My husband actually just said these words to me before we had sex. He said, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
My husband actually just said these words to me before we ha...
"Do I need you to?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
"Do I need you to?"
Can't talk dirty to each other anymore. We know each other too well. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Can't talk dirty to each other anymore. We know each ot...
You know, I'm like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
You know, I'm like,
"I want you to come all over..." "No, you don't. No." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
"I want you to come all over..." "No, you don...
You know, I'm always like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You know, I'm always like,
It used to be called Asperger's, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
It used to be called Asperger's,
Can we please love Jews? There aren't that many of us left. Okay? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Can we please love Jews? There aren't that many of us l...
And getting diagnosed has been so helpful to our family and to him, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
And getting diagnosed has been so helpful to our family and ...
Making his life better, our life better, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
Making his life better, our life better,
Because he's my favorite person in the whole fucking world, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Because he's my favorite person in the whole fucking wo...
People don't know much about autism. They hear and go, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
People don't know much about autism. They hear and go,
"Should we drop a bunch of straws on the floor and... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
"Should we drop a bunch of straws on the floor and...
I'm like, "Yeah, fuck it. Do it. Might be fun. I don't know." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
I'm like, "Yeah, fuck it. Do it. Might be fun. I d...