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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

And the only thing that really comforts me is my still-perfect pussy. It's really

And the only thing that really comforts me is my still-perfect pussy. It's really

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And the only thing that really comforts me
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is my still-perfect pussy. It's really...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:59
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
I don't know what it is. When I take a bath, I feel like I fill up. You know? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I don't know what it is. When I take a bath, I feel lik...
But they tell you, no matter how you give birth, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
But they tell you, no matter how you give birth,
They say, "Now, listen, you cannot have sex for six weeks." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:17
They say, "Now, listen, you cannot have sex for six wee...
"His foot got caught on my intestines on the way out." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
"His foot got caught on my intestines on the way out.&q...
I had this awful condition while I was pregnant called hyperemesis gravidarum. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I had this awful condition while I was pregnant called hyper...
I was so relieved when I was diagnosed, it was like six months in. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I was so relieved when I was diagnosed, it was like six mont...
I was like, "Okay, we know what it is. What do we do?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
I was like, "Okay, we know what it is. What do we do?&q...
"But if your husband wants, we have chewable Viagra." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
"But if your husband wants, we have chewable Viagra.&qu...
Because, sometimes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Because, sometimes,
I have severe endometriosis. Very painful. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I have severe endometriosis. Very painful.
A debilitating disease. About 10% of women have that. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
A debilitating disease. About 10% of women have that.
There are no studies. But if your dick curves slightly one way, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
There are no studies. But if your dick curves slightly one w...
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way! - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way!
Wanted to lose those last three pounds, am I right, ladies? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Wanted to lose those last three pounds, am I right, ladies?
It was a big surgery. They took out my uterus, they found cysts in my ovaries. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
It was a big surgery. They took out my uterus, they found cy...
But the craziest thing they found - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
But the craziest thing they found
It's such a fun New York moment right after that surgery. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
It's such a fun New York moment right after that surger...
I was walking around feeling sorry for myself, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I was walking around feeling sorry for myself,
One of them recognized me and goes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:15
One of them recognized me and goes,
He goes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He goes,