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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

And, uh, married people, have you found this? We've found the bestweekday to have sex is...

And, uh, married people, have you found this? We've found the best
weekday to have sex is always tomorrow

Full Transcript

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And, uh, married people,
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have you found this? We've found the best weekday to have sex is always tomorrow.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:38
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
Eat tomorrow. That'll be a big day for us. You know?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Eat tomorrow. That'll be a big day for us. You know?&qu...
"That was fun. We have to remember we like doing that." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:13
"That was fun. We have to remember we like doing that.&...
He always turns the lights on - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He always turns the lights on
Finally, he's like, "Why are you so shy? I love your body. All your scars." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Finally, he's like, "Why are you so shy? I love yo...
And I was like, "Oh." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And I was like, "Oh."
My husband actually just said these words to me before we had sex. He said, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
My husband actually just said these words to me before we ha...
"Do I need you to?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
"Do I need you to?"
Can't talk dirty to each other anymore. We know each other too well. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Can't talk dirty to each other anymore. We know each ot...
You know, I'm like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
You know, I'm like,
"I want you to come all over..." "No, you don't. No." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
"I want you to come all over..." "No, you don...
You know, I'm always like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You know, I'm always like,
It used to be called Asperger's, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
It used to be called Asperger's,
Can we please love Jews? There aren't that many of us left. Okay? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Can we please love Jews? There aren't that many of us l...
And getting diagnosed has been so helpful to our family and to him, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
And getting diagnosed has been so helpful to our family and ...
Making his life better, our life better, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
Making his life better, our life better,
Because he's my favorite person in the whole fucking world, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Because he's my favorite person in the whole fucking wo...
People don't know much about autism. They hear and go, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
People don't know much about autism. They hear and go,
"Should we drop a bunch of straws on the floor and... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
"Should we drop a bunch of straws on the floor and...
I'm like, "Yeah, fuck it. Do it. Might be fun. I don't know." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
I'm like, "Yeah, fuck it. Do it. Might be fun. I d...
Being diagnosed, getting tested, just... it's helped us so much. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Being diagnosed, getting tested, just... it's helped us...