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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

Because, sometimes, it's scary to take a pill

Because, sometimes, it's scary to take a pill

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Because, sometimes,
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it's scary to take a pill.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:26
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
I have severe endometriosis. Very painful. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I have severe endometriosis. Very painful.
A debilitating disease. About 10% of women have that. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
A debilitating disease. About 10% of women have that.
There are no studies. But if your dick curves slightly one way, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
There are no studies. But if your dick curves slightly one w...
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way! - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way!
Wanted to lose those last three pounds, am I right, ladies? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Wanted to lose those last three pounds, am I right, ladies?
It was a big surgery. They took out my uterus, they found cysts in my ovaries. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
It was a big surgery. They took out my uterus, they found cy...
But the craziest thing they found - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
But the craziest thing they found
It's such a fun New York moment right after that surgery. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
It's such a fun New York moment right after that surger...
I was walking around feeling sorry for myself, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I was walking around feeling sorry for myself,
One of them recognized me and goes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:15
One of them recognized me and goes,
He goes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He goes,
"You should get it back!" I'm like, "That's not..." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:16
"You should get it back!" I'm like, "Tha...
The only way I can describe how much better I feel, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
The only way I can describe how much better I feel,
And the one grandpa gets the golden ticket - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
And the one grandpa gets the golden ticket
We had a medical emergency in the audience last weekend on the road. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
We had a medical emergency in the audience last weekend on t...
It was very strange. I learned a lot about my crowd. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
It was very strange. I learned a lot about my crowd.
It was in the balcony. This guy was having a seizure. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
It was in the balcony. This guy was having a seizure.
I didn't follow up. But I'm assuming, you know, I would have heard. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I didn't follow up. But I'm assuming, you know, I ...
This is when I learned about my crowd, because I was like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
This is when I learned about my crowd, because I was like,
So I'm like, okay, "Nurses!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
So I'm like, okay, "Nurses!"