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But... This is why I like being married because it's, you know
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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

But... This is why I like being marriedbecause it's, you know, he said, "I don't evenwant...

But... This is why I like being married
because it's, you know, he said, "I don't even
want to be near you right now." Before we were married,
I would have been like

Full Transcript

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But... This is why I like being married because it's, you know,
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he said, "I don't even want to be near you right now."
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Before we were married, I would have been like...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:07
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
But I'm like, "Can I have your wallet? I still want to see Top Gun." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
But I'm like, "Can I have your wallet? I still wan...
Half a block later, he's back walking next to me. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Half a block later, he's back walking next to me.
So, I just can't wrap my head around this story. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
So, I just can't wrap my head around this story.
If you don't know who I mean, this is Alec Baldwin's wife. Okay? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
If you don't know who I mean, this is Alec Baldwin'...
And I met her years ago, backstage at SNL. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
And I met her years ago, backstage at SNL.
Alec was like, "I want you to meet my wife." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Alec was like, "I want you to meet my wife."
She is a tiny Disney princess, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
She is a tiny Disney princess,
Look like Ben Roethlisberger from most angles. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Look like Ben Roethlisberger from most angles.
"I'm Hilaria from Espania." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
"I'm Hilaria from Espania."
You might have seen her on a morning show doing a cooking demonstration - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:24
You might have seen her on a morning show doing a cooking de...
And they named them all, I'm not sure, but, very Spanish names - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
And they named them all, I'm not sure, but, very Spanis...
And all of this would be fine and beautiful, except... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
And all of this would be fine and beautiful, except...
...that Hilaria - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
...that Hilaria
...is actually Hillary from Boston. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
...is actually Hillary from Boston.
This woman is in no way Spanish. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
This woman is in no way Spanish.
You went, "What?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
You went, "What?"
You're like, "Wow. Wow." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
You're like, "Wow. Wow."
So I think what had happened was... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
So I think what had happened was...
Because, again, I cannot tell you how much her family is not from Spain. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Because, again, I cannot tell you how much her family is not...
They were early settlers in the U.S. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
They were early settlers in the U.S.