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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

"From who?" She's like,"Well, um, he doesn't acknowledge it, and everyone around himacts...

"From who?" She's like,
"Well, um, he doesn't acknowledge it, and everyone around him
acts like it's not happening." I'm like, "You can be that rich
that you're just not blind?" Turns out, yeah. So

Full Transcript

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"From who?"
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She's like, "Well, um, he doesn't acknowledge it,
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and everyone around him acts like it's not happening."
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I'm like, "You can be that rich that you're just not blind?"
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Turns out, yeah. So...
Duration
21 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:41
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
I was glad she gave me a heads-up, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I was glad she gave me a heads-up,
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like,
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren't necessary, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren�...
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black."...
Or, "And she's gay." "Oh, should I eat her out?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Or, "And she's gay." "Oh, should I eat h...
He says, "Hey, great to meet you. No shaking hands. Covid." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
He says, "Hey, great to meet you. No shaking hands. Cov...
I said, "Sure, yeah. Great." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
I said, "Sure, yeah. Great."
People just clean it up and act like it didn't happen. Keep it moving. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
People just clean it up and act like it didn't happen. ...
I'm trying to fill the air, but I kept on talking about vision by accident. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I'm trying to fill the air, but I kept on talking about...
I... I actually said this sentence, okay, to a blind person. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I... I actually said this sentence, okay, to a blind person.
I said, "Is anyone watching The Watcher?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I said, "Is anyone watching The Watcher?"
I said, "How long have you guys been seeing each other?" Fucking fuck. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I said, "How long have you guys been seeing each other?...
I'm like, "Let me guess, she's an old soul." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
I'm like, "Let me guess, she's an old soul.&q...
Twenty-three-year-old pussy, but what an old soul on the gal. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Twenty-three-year-old pussy, but what an old soul on the gal...
Okay? And if there's gonna be one group of people that's really mad at me, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
Okay? And if there's gonna be one group of people that&...
People ask, "Is this a dangerous time for comedians?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
People ask, "Is this a dangerous time for comedians?&qu...
When they ask, I'm like, "Yes." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
When they ask, I'm like, "Yes."
Like, no. Not if you're me, you know. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Like, no. Not if you're me, you know.
I'm like, "My people are like me. Okay?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I'm like, "My people are like me. Okay?"
I think I'm just getting used to failing. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I think I'm just getting used to failing.