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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

He goes, "It's called a 'widow's hump.'" I'm like, "I'm all setwith info about that. Thank...

He goes, "It's called a 'widow's hump.'" I'm like, "I'm all set
with info about that. Thank you."

Full Transcript

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He goes, "It's called a 'widow's hump.'"
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I'm like, "I'm all set with info about that. Thank you."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
99
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:53
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further...
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's good." "Okay, yeah. Less hump. Is this...?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's...
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking,
The way you'll know, is when you - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
The way you'll know, is when you
We all have some little secret insecurity, right? Like... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
We all have some little secret insecurity, right? Like...
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. Not a big deal. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. No...
We never met him before. Right before we go in, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
We never met him before. Right before we go in,
"From who?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:21
"From who?"
I was glad she gave me a heads-up, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I was glad she gave me a heads-up,
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like,
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren't necessary, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren�...
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black."...
Or, "And she's gay." "Oh, should I eat her out?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Or, "And she's gay." "Oh, should I eat h...
He says, "Hey, great to meet you. No shaking hands. Covid." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
He says, "Hey, great to meet you. No shaking hands. Cov...
I said, "Sure, yeah. Great." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
I said, "Sure, yeah. Great."
People just clean it up and act like it didn't happen. Keep it moving. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
People just clean it up and act like it didn't happen. ...
I'm trying to fill the air, but I kept on talking about vision by accident. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I'm trying to fill the air, but I kept on talking about...
I... I actually said this sentence, okay, to a blind person. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I... I actually said this sentence, okay, to a blind person.
I said, "Is anyone watching The Watcher?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I said, "Is anyone watching The Watcher?"
I said, "How long have you guys been seeing each other?" Fucking fuck. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I said, "How long have you guys been seeing each other?...