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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

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He goes, "Oh, no!"

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"Oh, no!"
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:35
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
"You should get it back!" I'm like, "That's not..." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:16
"You should get it back!" I'm like, "Tha...
The only way I can describe how much better I feel, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
The only way I can describe how much better I feel,
And the one grandpa gets the golden ticket - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
And the one grandpa gets the golden ticket
We had a medical emergency in the audience last weekend on the road. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
We had a medical emergency in the audience last weekend on t...
It was very strange. I learned a lot about my crowd. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
It was very strange. I learned a lot about my crowd.
It was in the balcony. This guy was having a seizure. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
It was in the balcony. This guy was having a seizure.
I didn't follow up. But I'm assuming, you know, I would have heard. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I didn't follow up. But I'm assuming, you know, I ...
This is when I learned about my crowd, because I was like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
This is when I learned about my crowd, because I was like,
So I'm like, okay, "Nurses!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
So I'm like, okay, "Nurses!"
They're like, "We're not on-call. Fuck you!" I was like, "Fair." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
They're like, "We're not on-call. Fuck you!&q...
I really couldn't... couldn't sleep after that. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I really couldn't... couldn't sleep after that.
Whenever I say that, somebody is like, "Have you tried melatonin?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Whenever I say that, somebody is like, "Have you tried ...
"CBD?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
"CBD?"
We all know the advice, right? They said, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:13
We all know the advice, right? They said,
"That's crazy." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
"That's crazy."
"Why not just 15 minutes before you go to bed, power down?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
"Why not just 15 minutes before you go to bed, power do...
I need to be staring into the abyss of my phone - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
I need to be staring into the abyss of my phone
They found that social media is harmful to young girls. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
They found that social media is harmful to young girls.
Since we've been in town, I saw this group of girls, maybe 12 years old. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Since we've been in town, I saw this group of girls, ma...
Like, see how my leg looks if you look straight on? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Like, see how my leg looks if you look straight on?