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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

I got lipo, and then I, in record time, gained the weight back

I got lipo, and then I, in record time, gained the weight back

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I got lipo, and then I,
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in record time, gained the weight back.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:23
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
Lipo is the laziest thing I've personally ever done. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Lipo is the laziest thing I've personally ever done.
That was my way of saying, "I would rather have major surgery... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
That was my way of saying, "I would rather have major s...
I feel it coming about an hour away and that's when I combat it. You know? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I feel it coming about an hour away and that's when I c...
You ever get handed a new insecurity when you weren't really expecting it? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
You ever get handed a new insecurity when you weren't r...
"Hey, you know who you look like?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:15
"Hey, you know who you look like?"
I just got handed a new insecurity by a trusted friend. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I just got handed a new insecurity by a trusted friend.
It's when you're feeling safe that someone will hit you with something - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
It's when you're feeling safe that someone will hi...
You know, she goes, "You know how you're short-waisted?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:16
You know, she goes, "You know how you're short-wai...
"Like an ostrich! Cool! Okay, good! Good!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
"Like an ostrich! Cool! Okay, good! Good!"
But I just got hit with a new insecurity that - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
But I just got hit with a new insecurity that
I was getting acupuncture to see if I could still feel, and, uh... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I was getting acupuncture to see if I could still feel, and,...
He's working on me, and with so much enthusiasm, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
He's working on me, and with so much enthusiasm,
I'll show you. On the back of my neck, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I'll show you. On the back of my neck,
I'm humped, okay. Like a whale, or a camel. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I'm humped, okay. Like a whale, or a camel.
Found out in my 40s that all this time I've been rocking a hump. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Found out in my 40s that all this time I've been rockin...
I said, "What do we do?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
I said, "What do we do?"
He goes, "It's called a 'widow's hump.'" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He goes, "It's called a 'widow's...
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further...
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's good." "Okay, yeah. Less hump. Is this...?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's...
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking,