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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

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I said, "Is anyone watching The Watcher?" What?

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Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:11
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
I said, "How long have you guys been seeing each other?" Fucking fuck. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I said, "How long have you guys been seeing each other?...
I'm like, "Let me guess, she's an old soul." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
I'm like, "Let me guess, she's an old soul.&q...
Twenty-three-year-old pussy, but what an old soul on the gal. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Twenty-three-year-old pussy, but what an old soul on the gal...
Okay? And if there's gonna be one group of people that's really mad at me, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
Okay? And if there's gonna be one group of people that&...
People ask, "Is this a dangerous time for comedians?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
People ask, "Is this a dangerous time for comedians?&qu...
When they ask, I'm like, "Yes." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
When they ask, I'm like, "Yes."
Like, no. Not if you're me, you know. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Like, no. Not if you're me, you know.
I'm like, "My people are like me. Okay?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I'm like, "My people are like me. Okay?"
I think I'm just getting used to failing. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I think I'm just getting used to failing.
I don't think anybody's failed as hard as I did, as quickly, though. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I don't think anybody's failed as hard as I did, a...
Okay? Gene. Basic. We named him after my husband's mom, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
Okay? Gene. Basic. We named him after my husband's mom,
But also, to not... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
But also, to not...
That's why I, Amy, didn't take it. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
That's why I, Amy, didn't take it.
Google "Amy Fisher" when you get home. And, uh, it's not good. So... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Google "Amy Fisher" when you get home. And, uh, it...
That's where I fucked up. Okay? I, uh, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
That's where I fucked up. Okay? I, uh,
So we gave him the middle name "Attell." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:12
So we gave him the middle name "Attell."
We changed his middle name as soon as we realized. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
We changed his middle name as soon as we realized.
I think it's better. We changed it to "Fingerbang Shit-Snatch." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I think it's better. We changed it to "Fingerbang ...
They could always drive to Illinois. Just recommending. But, uh... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
They could always drive to Illinois. Just recommending. But,...
Yeah. People love giving pregnant women advice, don't they? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Yeah. People love giving pregnant women advice, don't t...