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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

I said, "What do we do?" He goes, "I don't thinkthere's anything we can do." "So you just...

I said, "What do we do?" He goes, "I don't think
there's anything we can do." "So you just needed me to know?"

Full Transcript

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I said, "What do we do?"
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He goes, "I don't think there's anything we can do."
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"So you just needed me to know?"
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:43
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
He goes, "It's called a 'widow's hump.'" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He goes, "It's called a 'widow's...
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further...
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's good." "Okay, yeah. Less hump. Is this...?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's...
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking,
The way you'll know, is when you - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
The way you'll know, is when you
We all have some little secret insecurity, right? Like... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
We all have some little secret insecurity, right? Like...
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. Not a big deal. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. No...
We never met him before. Right before we go in, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
We never met him before. Right before we go in,
"From who?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:21
"From who?"
I was glad she gave me a heads-up, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I was glad she gave me a heads-up,
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like,
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren't necessary, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren�...
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black."...
Or, "And she's gay." "Oh, should I eat her out?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Or, "And she's gay." "Oh, should I eat h...
He says, "Hey, great to meet you. No shaking hands. Covid." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
He says, "Hey, great to meet you. No shaking hands. Cov...
I said, "Sure, yeah. Great." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
I said, "Sure, yeah. Great."
People just clean it up and act like it didn't happen. Keep it moving. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
People just clean it up and act like it didn't happen. ...
I'm trying to fill the air, but I kept on talking about vision by accident. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I'm trying to fill the air, but I kept on talking about...
I... I actually said this sentence, okay, to a blind person. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I... I actually said this sentence, okay, to a blind person.
I said, "Is anyone watching The Watcher?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I said, "Is anyone watching The Watcher?"