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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

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I think it's better. We changed it to "Fingerbang Shit-Snatch."
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Is that better? Or...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:34
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
They could always drive to Illinois. Just recommending. But, uh... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
They could always drive to Illinois. Just recommending. But,...
Yeah. People love giving pregnant women advice, don't they? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Yeah. People love giving pregnant women advice, don't t...
The whole time I was pregnant, I have this one friend, she'd always tell me, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:14
The whole time I was pregnant, I have this one friend, she&#...
Upward humpback Jew. That's my resting pose, right here. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Upward humpback Jew. That's my resting pose, right here...
You know, some women feel like they failed if they don't give birth vaginally. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You know, some women feel like they failed if they don'...
And the only thing that really comforts me - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And the only thing that really comforts me
I don't know what it is. When I take a bath, I feel like I fill up. You know? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I don't know what it is. When I take a bath, I feel lik...
But they tell you, no matter how you give birth, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
But they tell you, no matter how you give birth,
They say, "Now, listen, you cannot have sex for six weeks." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:17
They say, "Now, listen, you cannot have sex for six wee...
"His foot got caught on my intestines on the way out." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
"His foot got caught on my intestines on the way out.&q...
I had this awful condition while I was pregnant called hyperemesis gravidarum. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I had this awful condition while I was pregnant called hyper...
I was so relieved when I was diagnosed, it was like six months in. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I was so relieved when I was diagnosed, it was like six mont...
I was like, "Okay, we know what it is. What do we do?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
I was like, "Okay, we know what it is. What do we do?&q...
"But if your husband wants, we have chewable Viagra." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
"But if your husband wants, we have chewable Viagra.&qu...
Because, sometimes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Because, sometimes,
I have severe endometriosis. Very painful. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I have severe endometriosis. Very painful.
A debilitating disease. About 10% of women have that. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
A debilitating disease. About 10% of women have that.
There are no studies. But if your dick curves slightly one way, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
There are no studies. But if your dick curves slightly one w...
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way! - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way!
Wanted to lose those last three pounds, am I right, ladies? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Wanted to lose those last three pounds, am I right, ladies?