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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

It's when you're feeling safethat someone will hit you with something they thought you'd...

It's when you're feeling safe
that someone will hit you with something they thought you'd already
accepted about yourself

Full Transcript

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It's when you're feeling safe that someone will hit you with something
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they thought you'd already accepted about yourself.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:57
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
You know, she goes, "You know how you're short-waisted?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:16
You know, she goes, "You know how you're short-wai...
"Like an ostrich! Cool! Okay, good! Good!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
"Like an ostrich! Cool! Okay, good! Good!"
But I just got hit with a new insecurity that - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
But I just got hit with a new insecurity that
I was getting acupuncture to see if I could still feel, and, uh... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I was getting acupuncture to see if I could still feel, and,...
He's working on me, and with so much enthusiasm, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
He's working on me, and with so much enthusiasm,
I'll show you. On the back of my neck, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I'll show you. On the back of my neck,
I'm humped, okay. Like a whale, or a camel. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I'm humped, okay. Like a whale, or a camel.
Found out in my 40s that all this time I've been rocking a hump. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Found out in my 40s that all this time I've been rockin...
I said, "What do we do?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
I said, "What do we do?"
He goes, "It's called a 'widow's hump.'" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He goes, "It's called a 'widow's...
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further...
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's good." "Okay, yeah. Less hump. Is this...?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's...
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking,
The way you'll know, is when you - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
The way you'll know, is when you
We all have some little secret insecurity, right? Like... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
We all have some little secret insecurity, right? Like...
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. Not a big deal. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. No...
We never met him before. Right before we go in, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
We never met him before. Right before we go in,
"From who?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:21
"From who?"
I was glad she gave me a heads-up, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I was glad she gave me a heads-up,
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like,