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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

"Like an ostrich! Cool! Okay, good! Good!" "I love that!"

"Like an ostrich! Cool! Okay, good! Good!" "I love that!"

Full Transcript

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"Like an ostrich! Cool! Okay, good! Good!"
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"I love that!"
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:23
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
But I just got hit with a new insecurity that - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
But I just got hit with a new insecurity that
I was getting acupuncture to see if I could still feel, and, uh... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I was getting acupuncture to see if I could still feel, and,...
He's working on me, and with so much enthusiasm, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
He's working on me, and with so much enthusiasm,
I'll show you. On the back of my neck, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I'll show you. On the back of my neck,
I'm humped, okay. Like a whale, or a camel. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I'm humped, okay. Like a whale, or a camel.
Found out in my 40s that all this time I've been rocking a hump. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Found out in my 40s that all this time I've been rockin...
I said, "What do we do?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
I said, "What do we do?"
He goes, "It's called a 'widow's hump.'" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He goes, "It's called a 'widow's...
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He said, "Well, just try holding your neck back further...
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's good." "Okay, yeah. Less hump. Is this...?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
"Like this?" He said, "Yeah, that's...
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
So, I know a lot of you are sitting there thinking,
The way you'll know, is when you - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
The way you'll know, is when you
We all have some little secret insecurity, right? Like... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
We all have some little secret insecurity, right? Like...
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. Not a big deal. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. No...
We never met him before. Right before we go in, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
We never met him before. Right before we go in,
"From who?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:21
"From who?"
I was glad she gave me a heads-up, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I was glad she gave me a heads-up,
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like,
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren't necessary, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren�...
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black."...