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Maybe twice if we had a school dance. Right?
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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

Maybe twice if we had a school dance.Right?

Maybe twice if we had a school dance.
Right?

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Maybe twice if we had a school dance. Right?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:35
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
Somebody's dad had a camera. It was like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Somebody's dad had a camera. It was like,
We didn't know our angles. They'd say, "Cheese!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
We didn't know our angles. They'd say, "Chees...
We didn't have oat milk, or almond milk, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
We didn't have oat milk, or almond milk,
You'd have a grilled-cheese sandwich - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You'd have a grilled-cheese sandwich
Here's a good thing. You are definitely vaccinated for chicken pox. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Here's a good thing. You are definitely vaccinated for ...
With neighbors who had them, just... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
With neighbors who had them, just...
You're missing out on an important character-building experience. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You're missing out on an important character-building e...
We're all crying. "I'm a whore!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
We're all crying. "I'm a whore!"
I'm still really close with my girls from high school. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I'm still really close with my girls from high school.
Like, I text them in this intimate way I would never text my husband. You know? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Like, I text them in this intimate way I would never text my...
"Your ass in those jeans tonight, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
"Your ass in those jeans tonight,
If Chris ever got a text like that from me, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
If Chris ever got a text like that from me,
And, uh, I was like, "What if we text all of our husbands - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:12
And, uh, I was like, "What if we text all of our husban...
And we did it, and we got such different responses from these dudes. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
And we did it, and we got such different responses from thes...
My husband wrote back the fastest, okay, and he just wrote, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
My husband wrote back the fastest, okay, and he just wrote,
And my friend Jess' husband, we declared the loser - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And my friend Jess' husband, we declared the loser
My friend Caroline's husband said, uh, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
My friend Caroline's husband said, uh,
But the winner, we declared, was my friend Andrea's husband, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
But the winner, we declared, was my friend Andrea's hus...
I love my girls. They're all teachers and nurses from Long Island. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I love my girls. They're all teachers and nurses from L...
Holy shit. Thank you, teachers. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Holy shit. Thank you, teachers.