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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

"No. No." "Didn't know if you're trying to wake theneighbors 'cause it's so loud. But no."

"No. No." "Didn't know if you're trying to wake the
neighbors 'cause it's so loud. But no."

Full Transcript

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"No. No."
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"Didn't know if you're trying to wake the neighbors 'cause it's so loud. But no."
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:20
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
Oh, we went to see Top Gun. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Oh, we went to see Top Gun.
Do you know that Tom Cruise does all his own Scientology? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Do you know that Tom Cruise does all his own Scientology?
But... This is why I like being married because it's, you know, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
But... This is why I like being married because it's, y...
But I'm like, "Can I have your wallet? I still want to see Top Gun." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
But I'm like, "Can I have your wallet? I still wan...
Half a block later, he's back walking next to me. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Half a block later, he's back walking next to me.
So, I just can't wrap my head around this story. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
So, I just can't wrap my head around this story.
If you don't know who I mean, this is Alec Baldwin's wife. Okay? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
If you don't know who I mean, this is Alec Baldwin'...
And I met her years ago, backstage at SNL. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
And I met her years ago, backstage at SNL.
Alec was like, "I want you to meet my wife." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Alec was like, "I want you to meet my wife."
She is a tiny Disney princess, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
She is a tiny Disney princess,
Look like Ben Roethlisberger from most angles. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Look like Ben Roethlisberger from most angles.
"I'm Hilaria from Espania." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
"I'm Hilaria from Espania."
You might have seen her on a morning show doing a cooking demonstration - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:24
You might have seen her on a morning show doing a cooking de...
And they named them all, I'm not sure, but, very Spanish names - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
And they named them all, I'm not sure, but, very Spanis...
And all of this would be fine and beautiful, except... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
And all of this would be fine and beautiful, except...
...that Hilaria - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
...that Hilaria
...is actually Hillary from Boston. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
...is actually Hillary from Boston.
This woman is in no way Spanish. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
This woman is in no way Spanish.
You went, "What?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
You went, "What?"
You're like, "Wow. Wow." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
You're like, "Wow. Wow."