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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

One of them recognized me and goes, "Hey! Amy Schumer!" "How you doing?" I was feeling...

One of them recognized me and goes, "Hey! Amy Schumer!" "How you doing?" I was feeling kind of honest.
You know, I was like, "Not great. I just had my uterus removed."

Full Transcript

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One of them recognized me and goes,
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"Hey! Amy Schumer!"
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"How you doing?"
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I was feeling kind of honest. You know, I was like,
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"Not great. I just had my uterus removed."
Duration
15 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:13
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
He goes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He goes,
"You should get it back!" I'm like, "That's not..." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:16
"You should get it back!" I'm like, "Tha...
The only way I can describe how much better I feel, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
The only way I can describe how much better I feel,
And the one grandpa gets the golden ticket - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
And the one grandpa gets the golden ticket
We had a medical emergency in the audience last weekend on the road. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
We had a medical emergency in the audience last weekend on t...
It was very strange. I learned a lot about my crowd. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
It was very strange. I learned a lot about my crowd.
It was in the balcony. This guy was having a seizure. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
It was in the balcony. This guy was having a seizure.
I didn't follow up. But I'm assuming, you know, I would have heard. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I didn't follow up. But I'm assuming, you know, I ...
This is when I learned about my crowd, because I was like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
This is when I learned about my crowd, because I was like,
So I'm like, okay, "Nurses!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
So I'm like, okay, "Nurses!"
They're like, "We're not on-call. Fuck you!" I was like, "Fair." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
They're like, "We're not on-call. Fuck you!&q...
I really couldn't... couldn't sleep after that. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I really couldn't... couldn't sleep after that.
Whenever I say that, somebody is like, "Have you tried melatonin?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Whenever I say that, somebody is like, "Have you tried ...
"CBD?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
"CBD?"
We all know the advice, right? They said, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:13
We all know the advice, right? They said,
"That's crazy." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
"That's crazy."
"Why not just 15 minutes before you go to bed, power down?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
"Why not just 15 minutes before you go to bed, power do...
I need to be staring into the abyss of my phone - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
I need to be staring into the abyss of my phone
They found that social media is harmful to young girls. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
They found that social media is harmful to young girls.
Since we've been in town, I saw this group of girls, maybe 12 years old. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Since we've been in town, I saw this group of girls, ma...