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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

Somebody's dad had a camera.It was like, "Whoa! I didn't know Lindsay was rich!Her dad has...

Somebody's dad had a camera.
It was like, "Whoa! I didn't know Lindsay was rich!
Her dad has a whole camera!"

Full Transcript

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Somebody's dad had a camera. It was like,
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"Whoa! I didn't know Lindsay was rich! Her dad has a whole camera!"
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:39
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
We didn't know our angles. They'd say, "Cheese!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
We didn't know our angles. They'd say, "Chees...
We didn't have oat milk, or almond milk, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
We didn't have oat milk, or almond milk,
You'd have a grilled-cheese sandwich - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You'd have a grilled-cheese sandwich
Here's a good thing. You are definitely vaccinated for chicken pox. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Here's a good thing. You are definitely vaccinated for ...
With neighbors who had them, just... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
With neighbors who had them, just...
You're missing out on an important character-building experience. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You're missing out on an important character-building e...
We're all crying. "I'm a whore!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
We're all crying. "I'm a whore!"
I'm still really close with my girls from high school. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I'm still really close with my girls from high school.
Like, I text them in this intimate way I would never text my husband. You know? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Like, I text them in this intimate way I would never text my...
"Your ass in those jeans tonight, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
"Your ass in those jeans tonight,
If Chris ever got a text like that from me, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
If Chris ever got a text like that from me,
And, uh, I was like, "What if we text all of our husbands - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:12
And, uh, I was like, "What if we text all of our husban...
And we did it, and we got such different responses from these dudes. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
And we did it, and we got such different responses from thes...
My husband wrote back the fastest, okay, and he just wrote, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
My husband wrote back the fastest, okay, and he just wrote,
And my friend Jess' husband, we declared the loser - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And my friend Jess' husband, we declared the loser
My friend Caroline's husband said, uh, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
My friend Caroline's husband said, uh,
But the winner, we declared, was my friend Andrea's husband, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
But the winner, we declared, was my friend Andrea's hus...
I love my girls. They're all teachers and nurses from Long Island. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I love my girls. They're all teachers and nurses from L...
Holy shit. Thank you, teachers. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Holy shit. Thank you, teachers.
It was so fun having them there. And they were so excited. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
It was so fun having them there. And they were so excited.